The Two-Minute NFL Mock Draft

This latest, and last, mock draft of the National Football League draft season was compiled off the top of my head over the course of just a few precious moments.

Again, this was compiled without the consultation of ...

1. NFL scouts

2. NFL pro player personnel people

3. NFL anybody

Face ...

1. Lions -- Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia

2. Rams -- Mark Sanchez, QB, USC

3. Chiefs -- Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU

4. Seahawks -- Jason Smith, OT, Baylor

5. Browns -- Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest

6. Bengals -- Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia

7. Raiders -- Andre Smith, OT, Alabama

8. Jaguars -- Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri

9. Packers -- Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas

10. 49ers -- Michael Oher, OT, Mississippi

11. Bills -- B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College

12. Broncos -- Brian Cushing, LB, USC

13. Redskins -- Robert Ayers, DE, Tennessee

14. Saints -- Chris "Beanie" Wells, RB, Ohio State

15. Texans -- Malcolm Jenkins, CB/S, Ohio State

16. Chargers -- Rey Maualuga, LB, USC

17. Jets -- Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech

18. Broncos -- Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State

19. Buccaneers -- Peria Jerry, DT, Mississippi

20. Lions -- Everette Brown, DE, Florida State

21. Eagles -- Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia

22. Vikings -- Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland

23. Patriots -- Clay Matthews, LB, USC

24. Falcons -- Evander "Ziggy" Hood, DT, Missouri

25. Dolphins -- Clint Sintim, LB, Virginia

26. Ravens -- James Laurinaitis, LB, Ohio State

27. Colts -- Brian Robiskie, WR, Ohio State

28. Bills -- Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State

29. Giants -- Kenny Britt, WR, Rutgers

30. Titans -- Percy Harvin, WR, Florida

31. Cardinals -- Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut

32. Steelers -- Eben Britton, OT, Arizona