Rafael Nadal's 2011 French Open Dream Speech Vs Reality

I wanna say dis is a drim camtrue for me.  De French Open been very good to me, no?  I hef won here for da eight year.  Roger ees still da bes even if he not make di quarter-final.  Chure, he rank only 22 but he is still bes player for da heestory. 

It no matter dat I win 16 grand slam and record 2 career slam.  Rog is still da best and a great champion.  Federer is so good, I even forget who I play here today to win. 

I want to thank Roger for di many year he play

(Long, long Pause)

JOU KNOW WHAT!!!  I am de greates player in da historia!!!!  Me...Rafael Nadal!!

In de pas, when I speak about Roger -  in my head I replace Roger with "Rafa".  I take da French, de Wimbledon, de Australian and US Open.  I say he da bes but now I say de true. 

Uncle Tony dona want me to say dis, but Roger make too many mistake.  If jou watch di Rocky movie, jou see dat Roger no got de eye of da tiger.  He is viejo - old, old man now. 

To da crowd, tank you for to come out.  You know me for de eight year, no?  I no speak de French.  Only ting, I say to jou,  take de Spanis class !!!  Dis way, I no hef to speak in da broken Englis. 

Now, I take da trophy to bite!

The real speech in 2011 that Raphael Nadal will most likely give upon winning the French Open. 

"Tankuverymuch!"