Twelve Days as a Mets' Fan
I am not going to lie. I was inspired to do a fun-themed post earlier in the day when I saw a Bleacher Report post that had A-Rod being the Grinch who stole April.
In this post, I am going to revise the ever so popular โ12 Days of Christmasโ and change it to being the โ12 Days as a Mets Fan.โ
Enjoy, and feel free to let me know what you think.
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Twelve Days as Mets Fan
On the first day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the second day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Two wasted relievers (Figueroa and OโDay) and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the third day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the fourth day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the fifth day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the sixth day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Six gray hairs growing, five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the seventh day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Seven lapses of judgment, six gray hairs growing, five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the eighth day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Eight plays mismanaged, seven lapses of judgment, six gray hairs growing, five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the ninth day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Nine dropped fly balls, eight plays mismanaged, seven lapses of judgment, six gray hairs growing, five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the 10th day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Ten swings and misses, nine dropped fly balls, eight plays mismanaged, seven lapses of judgment, six gray hairs growing, five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the 11th day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Eleven stranded runners, 10 swings and misses, nine dropped fly balls, eight plays mismanaged, seven lapses of judgments, six gray hairs growing, five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider canโt hit off a tee.
On the 12th day as a Mets fan, something I came to seeโฆ
Twelve monster headaches, 11 stranded runners, 10 swings and misses, nine dropped fly balls, eight plays mismanaged, seven lapses of judgment, six gray hairs growing, five blown leads by Ollie, four strikeouts looking, three Murphy stumbles, two wasted relievers, and Brian Schneider still canโt hit off a tee.
Let me know what you think. Hope you enjoyed!
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