Why I Haven't Gotten My BR T-Shirt

Pro Football NYCSenior Writer IApril 2, 2008

I thought I was loved here at BR.

Everyone's getting T-shirts except me.  There has to be a reason for it.

And don't say its because I s#$ck either!  I know you Raider, Charger and Yankee fans hate me, but my behavior hasn't warranted getting stiffed on a t-shirt.

I know the Flushing post office is full of lackeys, so perhaps they fumbled the ball. My magazines are always arriving with the pages stuck together...

Maybe they figure a worldly gent such as myself has outgrown t-shirts.  It gets hot in NY, too.  We wear t-shirts in NYC.

Or, maybe they just don't have my size (XXX Medium).  I know I'm tough to shop for, which explains why I have $44,000 in gift cards on my dresser.  

It could be that I'm just not liked. I do write about things that no one wants to read. I do write feedback slapping writers on the wrist. I do love to stir the pot. 

I don't ask for much.  Just a t-shirt saying..."I've been writing articles nobody reads for 20 years and all I got was this lousy t-shirt..." 

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