You Might Be a Pittsburgh Steelers Fan If.....

This article is a take on Jeff Foxworthy's, You Might Be a Redneck If... If you are able to read through these comments and answer YES to any of them, well, then you might be a Steelers Fan. I plan to keep updating this article with any new ideas. If you have any ideas, post them below so I can add them. Thanks and have fun reading.

You might be a Steelers if the man at the tollbooth tailgate parking lot knows you by name.

You might be a Steelers fan if you drink more beer than you have teeth.

You might be a Steelers fan if you married into your season tickets.

You might be a Steelers fan if the seat attendant at the stadium has your seat ready before you arrive.

You might be a Steelers fan if you missed your daughters wedding for the NFL Draft.

You might be a Steelers fan if you signed a petition to add yinz into Webster's Dictionary.

You might be a Steelers fan if you tried suing New England for cheating in the AFC Championship games against the Steelers.

You might be a Steelers fan if you refer to the Steelers Organization as "Our Team".

You might be a Steelers fan if you wear your jersey to Ohio just so you can laugh at the Bengals and Browns.

You might be a Steelers fan if you think "our team" is better than any other team no matter what anybody says or does.

You might be a Steelers fan if you give thanks for the immaculate reception.

You might be a Steelers fan if you think the best way to travel is to ride"The Bus".

You might be a Steelers fan if you wonder why Coca-Cola doesn't re-air the "Mean" Joe Greene ad every year.  

You might be a Steelers fan if you refuse to wash your Terrible Towel even though it is as old of an age as you are.

You might be a Steelers fan if your childs first words are "here we go".

You might be a Steelers fan if.... YOU POST ANY NEW IDEAS