The Alter Ego Of Federer Named "Federer"

I HATE ROGER FEDERER!!!

But wait a minute! This isn't the "Roger Federer." I know it appears confusing, but it is actually clear as water. This Federer is an imposter who looks, behaves and sometimes [rarely these days] plays like the original version.

He is as identical as the Swiss until the last nuance yet he is a fraudster. I know and understand the difference because he does things that Federer never did.

Break racquets for one [Federer had got over that one]; give excuses [some which can't even be called plausible ones]; act grumpy and absolutely dunce when he loses.

The new guy doesn't understand what he is doing: He has supposedly captured the actual virtuoso and his play-acting absolutely sucks! I think someone ought to go and tell him that unless he starts winning some of his matches [important ones] he can't emulate the real "Federer".

So what if he looks like him, has a girlfriend [sorry wife, it takes time adjusting to the title change] who also ironically has the appearances of Mirka; it doesn't add any concrete value!

Maybe that's why he refuses to get himself a coach, in case his identity gets out and he is in trouble! What a calculating person and a shrewd one at that!

I don't know when the "Ego" disappeared leaving the "Alter-Ego" but he has left; the Federer who the world loves has been taped shut and is tied to the bed-posts so that he may not escape!

If he has a TV set at the place he is hidden he would be thinking of ending his life; must be wondering who decided to clone him [if he is a clone]: after all clones are supposed to be a notch better than the root.

And the excuses: Federer would be wondering why can't he think of some new ones rather than say the same thing over and over again: This was bad, that was blowing! Natural causes are omnipresent, doesn't the so-called Federer realise that?

He would be sending a prayer up to the heavens so that by the time he is let-out from the hell-hole; he has some reputation to his credit if this "Idiot" has not tarnished everything!

Building name and fame took him so much effort and one gash is enough to destroy everything! How crude is reality, Damn It!

If anyone, any God damn person could go and rescue our Federer, it would be better; this guy isn't doing anything to substantiate his role as a duplicate Federer!