The NBA: The End Is Near

It's all over but the shouting, gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, death, and destruction. No, I speak not about the NBA playoffs, but about the end of the entire world! It's been foretold in the prophecies of the Books of Revelation, Isaiah (not the HOF'er who stinks as a coach/GM), and Ezekiel.

Nostradamus, Chinese, Native American, & Aztec prophets have also predicted the end.

Fulfillment of these prophecies can be seen everywhere...wars & rumors of wars, massive earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, the de-moralization of societies, etc. So, you don't believe those sources or that evidence? Okay...Well, you HAVE to believe THIS evidence...

1) Last week, the Lakers' Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic dunked...yes, I said...DUNKED on someone...not only on one Kings' player, but TWO...at the SAME time! Some say it was "the shoes," but I say it was supernatural enhancement and revelation.

2) Last Sunday against the Celtics, The Cavs' Wally Szcerbiak actually blocked some guy's (Bill Wallace, whoever he is) shot! This made Wally the second player, in less than a week, with a funny last name to do something beyond the realm of calculable possibility...for them anyway.

Kobe Bryant said he could retire now because with Sasha dunking on someone, Kobe says he's now seen it all. I say that, deep down, Kobe knows the end is near and wants to retire to spend time settling the lawsuit that his maid filed against him and his wife for (allegedly) treating the maid like crap...or even worse, a Clippers player.

He can't fool me. He just wants time to make things right before he meets his Maker after seeing Sasha's "Dunk of Doom".

When Wally blocked that shot, the Cavs' bench erupted in amazement...nee...SHOCK, laughter and high-fives. I say that they were just "whistling past the graveyard" that will imminently be civilization as we know it.

Those two miraculous events portend a rift and disruption of the very fabric of the time-space continuum, leading to Armageddon and the end of all things. We're doomed, I tell you...DOOMED!!!