WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run Raw: Episode 12

Hello boys and girls. Last week we saw the return of none other than Rey Mysterio. Are we ready?

For Smackdown, check Ray Bogusz.
For ECW, check Anonymous Guy.
For TNA, check Kevin Canny.
For the Highlight Reel, AkD.
For the Ohio Wrestling League, check out Jeff Gorman.

Let's get started.

(Fireworks go off)

King: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we have three amazing announcements.

Cole: We don't know what they are, but here comes Shane McMahon.

Here Comes the Money!!!! Shane comes out doing his little dance and gets down to the ring.

Well I'll be Damned!!! APA follows down and the men stay in the ring as Shane holds a mic.

Shane: Hello everyone, welcome to Raw! (the crowd goes "crazy") Tonight I have some amazing announcements.

1. There will be a match that we haven't seen since The Dudleyz, Hardyz, and E&C, at Backlash. All tag teams on this brand will be in a TLC match for the World Tag Titles! (Crowd actually goes crazy and starts screaming)

2. Tonight we have a match that will settle a feud once and for all. CM Punk vs Kofi Kingston for the No. 2 Contendership for the Intercontinental Championship. Next week we will have a four way for the title. Ziggler will defend against Cody Rhodes and the loser of the next announcement. And he will face the winner of Punk vs. Kingston.

3. Tonight, Triple H and Rey Mysterio will go one-on-one for the #1 Contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship! The loser will be in that match for the Intercontinental Title.

Bradshaw: Now, Shane, every tag team includes us right?

Shane: Yes, every tag team includes APA. Oh, Cryme Tyme come out here.

Yo Yo Yo Cryme Tyme comes out dancing around and looks at the ring.

Shane: Boys, you will defend your championship every week until the Pay Per View. It doesn't matter if you lose it really, because you will still be in the match. The team you will face tonight? Your #1 contender's Braddock and Ziggler! (Crowd explodes as the team comes out to the ring.)

Ziggy: This is gonna be fun.

Shane: The next teams for the PPV are as followed:

The Irish Menace: "Celtic Curse" Sheamus O'Sheannussey and Finlay

APA: Faarooq and Bradshaw

The Golden Boys: Goldust and Goldberg

Legacy: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase

Get ready, guys, because your match is next.

King: Whoa, Cole! What an announcement for the tag division!

Cole: For the tag division? What about the Heavyweight and Intercontinental division? This is amazing. Way to go, Shane.

King: I wonder what Stephanie feels about this considering her love Orton isn't in the hunt...

Cryme Tyme vs. Ziggy and Braddock: World Tag Titles

JTG and Ziggy start off. Shad is still holding his neck from that amazing tag team move (which I have dubbed the Setting Dizzaster) Dolph grabs JTG's arm and wrenches it.

He throws him into the ropes and JTG holds on. Dolph sees it and does a running dropkick, knocking JTG over the ropes.

Commercial

We return to see Shad in with Ziggy. Shad is standing on the opponent and jumping on his back. He gets off and picks him up. He throws him to the ground, and then hits the big elbow.

He goes to tag JTG but Dolph grabs his legs and trips him, then apllies an STF. He's to close to the corner and JTG kicks him in the head. He tags his partner.

Shad picks him up and JTG gets on the top rope. As Shad hits a power bomb, JTG does a diving corkscrew neckbreaker.

1..2..No. Dolph gets his shoulder up. JTG picks him up but Dolph hits him in the gut. He stumbles to his corner and Braddock gets in. He runs in and hits a big boot. He picks JTG up and suplexes him, followed by a jumping fist drop on the head.

He gets up top and waits for him to get up. When he does, Braddock jumps off in a cross body fashion but headbutts JTG. 1..2..No.

He tags in Dolph and picks him up. He climbs up the corner and throws his partner onto JTG. 1..2..He gets out. Dolph grabs his legs and tosses him across the ring. As he's in mid flight he tags Shad.

Dolph doesn't see it and turns around to taunt. Bad idea. Shad runs in with one HELL of a clothesline. Dolph does two backflips before landing on his head.

He gets JTG and they hit the G-9. 1..2..3. Cryme Tyme retains!

Commercial

King: Oh man, look, it's Maryse!!!

Maryse: Hello everybody. I've been drafted here and I am here to challenge Candice Michelle.

Candice comes out.

Candice: What? Why should you get the title shot?

Maryse: Well, I am a former Diva's Champion.

Candice: This is the Women's title, missy. The Diva's championship is only for prissy women who dress for the part.

Maryse: Oh really? Well why don't you just prove it.

Steph comes out.

Steph: Calm down ladies, calm down. Well, my jackass of a brother made announcements, so I'm going to make some too.

1) You two will be in a match next week.

2) Randy Orton will cash his title shot in after Backlash.

John Cena comes out.

John:Wai----t just a minute! I'm fighting Orton right? How do you know he's going to win?

Steph: My Randy won't have any trouble with you Cena. (Her eyes twitch to the left and Cena notices.)

Cena turns around and Randy tries an RKO, but when he goes down Cena holds his body up and slams him off the stage!

Stephanie is freaking out and Cena grabs the mic.

Cena: Like I was trying to say. Orton won't beat me. Hell, he might not even make it.

CM Punk vs. Kofi Kingston

CM Punk walks down to the ring with the crowd behind him. He stares down his opponent when he comes down the ring. Kingston stares at him and slaps him in the face. Punk retaliates with a kick to the back of the head.

He picks him up for the GTS but Kofi wiggles out and tries the Trouble in Paradise but Punk ducks! He catches him and applies the Anaconda Vice!!! Kofi taps!!! In only 13 seconds, the Jamaican Buzzsaw!!

King: What the Hell just happened? Did Kofi just.

Cole: Kofi was just beaten in 13 seconds!

Punk: Hahaha, okay Kofi, this is it. It's been so long and we finally finished this. Now either you can shake my hand or get the f**k out!

Kofi stares at Punk and shakes his hand, but Punk puts him up on his shoulders and..GTS!

Punk: You just got Punked!

King and Cole: What in the Hell?

Commercial

We see a rewind of the latest events. Todd Grisham is interviewing Punk.

Grisham: Uhm, CM Punk we understand that you are a straightedge superstar who is the hero of the people. My question, and the question of the people, is why did you take out Kofi Kingston?

Punk: Let's face it Tadd

Grisham: It's To..

Punk: Shut Up! I don't give a damn! I'm tired of being pushed around! I've been cheated, Hell, I've been punked! Now is my time. It is time for all of you...to get PUNKED!

Triple H vs. Rey Mysterio: No. 1 WHTC vs No. 2 ICC

A pre match video is shown.

Triple H: Hmf...okay. Tonight you and me are in a match for the #1 contendership. Are you ready?

Rey: Hell yeah big guy. The question is, are you ready for me?

(They both look at the door and someone walks in)

???: Tonight you two take each other on for the World Title (Guy Shows the title)

The question is, will you two be ready for me?

HHH: No question, Shawn.

Triple H walks down the ramp in D-X fashion with Shawn Michaels and Rey Mysterio. Mysterio has a D-X mask and they get inside the ring.

The match begins with Rey dropkicking the legs of Triple H. He then jumps and does a corkscrew neckbreaker. He then does a standing moonsault but Hunter puts his knees up. He gets up and applies a leglock on his opponent.

Rey breaks it with the rope. Hunter gets up and grabs his head for a necklock. Rey lifts his leg and kicks Hunter in the head. He breaks the hold.

Rey slowly gets back up and gets Hunter into the corner. He goes for a 619 around the turnbuckle but Hunter catches his legs and throws him down to the ground.

Commercial

Hunter is shown in the corner sitting down with Rey hitting a bronco buster. He runs across the ring and back and hits a dropkick to his stomach. He gets back up and waits for Hunter to get up.

Hunter stumbles over but falls on the ropes. Rey hits the 619! He sets up for the West Coast Pop. He goes for it but Triple H counters into a power bomb! He picks up Rey and hits the Pedigree! 1..2..3! Hunter has beaten Rey!

Shawn stares at Hunter. Dolph Ziggler comes out and holds his title up and the show ends.

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