A Tiger Changes Into a House Cat in Georgia and Other Fairy Tales

A Tiger mysteriously transformed into an ordinary house cat this weekend in Georgia.

Scientists offered no explanation to this sudden regression, saying it's a freakish occurrence, that probably will never happen again.

Meanwhile in a fairy-tale type ending, the Masters was won by the oldest living human, estimated at 132 years old. He was later disqualified for a lie about his age. He really is only 88. A World War II Veteran.

Angel Cabrera won the tournament after checking everyone s scorecards 7 times.

In other PGA news, the tour continues to Hilton Head Island, S.C., for the Verizon Heritage. They will play this tournament at Harbor Town Golf Links.

Boo Weekley won this tournament last season, and will defend against a good field of players, despite some of the world's best, taking a break after the embarrassment of losing to a really old guy at the Masters.

This week I will pick a can't miss team of pros for my fantasy team.

My A player will be Camilo Villegas, who will do well. Why? Who the hell knows anymore.

My B players will be Rory McElvoy and Tim Clarke.

My C player will be Ben Crane.

On the bench will be Jim Furyk, Boo Weekley, Scott Piercy, and Nick O Hern.

Last week, one of my players turned into a pussycat and only managed sixth place. another player tied him at sixth, and a third guy managed to get 11th.

If these guys don't play well this week, I will turn into a ostrich, and bury my head in the sand.

Have a great week, and make some putts.

Simmons and his caddy were poking around in the rough, looking for Simmons's errant shot. From fifty yards ahead Simmons' partner yelled back, What kind of ball is it? The caddy promptly answered a brand new ball, never properly hit! 

Thomas [NFL Mikee] Moreland