For Andrew: The All Seeing Eye Of Tom Brady Update (Humor)

It has come to the attention of the football world that Tom Brady is in fact watching everybody.

Yes, that means you!

Sources now say that Mr. Brady has incorporated the all-seeing powers of Sauron, the chief lieutenant of the Dark Lord Morgoth, the primary antagonist in the Lord of The Rings trilogy.

Although the actual story is believed to be fictious, Brady's powers are anything but that.

He is everywhere...apparently.

In an effort to triangulate the whereabouts of Mr. Brady, Brett Favre has attempted—unsuccessfully might I add—to use his indelible cell phone signal. Much to his dismay, the location of Brady was not found.

Is he really out there, watching? Has the entire AFC become too comfortable, thinking Brady will not return?

When the wind blows in KC, will Cassel hear the whispers that say "I'm baaaack."

These questions and more shall be answered in the months to come, and it is widely speculated that only New England fans know the true answers we all seek.

This article is an addition to an ongoing series by Bleacher Report's own analyst, Andrew Cahill. It is highly recommended, that readers follow the link below to his page where fans can read Parts One and Two to ascertain further information as it becomes available.

http://bleacherreport.com/users/102166-Andrew-Cahill