Parodies: Phil Brown - Wearing His Earpiece

Am I releasing these too quick? Probably. Anyway, I wrote this parody out of curiosity.

Hull City's manager, Phil Brown always has this earpiece that he speaks to at every match and I've always wondered; Who is he speaking to!? And Why?

Here's my theory:

Tune - 'Wearin' My Rolex' by Wiley feat. Hot Chip.

(What does he do)
Usually shout,
Usually jump,
Usually waffle,
(all he wants to do...is have someone to speak to)

That's when he starts get'n schizophrenic.
A whole new conversation that won't cease.
It's when he's wearing his earpiece.

(What does he do)
Usually shout,
Usually jump,
Usually waffle,
(all he wants to do...is have someone to speak to)

(all he wants to do...is have someone to speak to)

That's when he starts get'n schizophrenic.
A whole new conversation that won't cease.
It's when he's wearing his earpiece.
Too much noise, don't know where his coach is.
Is he talking to grass or cock-a-roaches?
He chatters a lot, can't close it.
Could he be planning something really evil.
Fixing some matches while no-one else knows it.

(What does he do)
Usually shout,
Usually jump,
Usually waffle,
(all he wants to do...is have someone to speak to)

That's when he starts get'n schizophrenic.
A whole new conversation that won't cease.
It's when he's wearing his earpiece.

(What does he do)
Usually shout,
Usually jump,
Usually waffle,
(all he wants to do...is have someone to speak to)

That's when he starts get'n schizophrenic.
A whole new conversation that won't cease.
It's when he's wearing his earpiece.

(What does he do)

(What does he do)

(all he wants to do...is have someone to speak to)

That's when he starts get'n schizophrenic.
A whole new conversation that won't cease.
It's when he's wearing his earpiece.
Too much noise, don't know where his coach is.
Is he talking to grass or cock-a-roaches?
He chatters a lot, can't close it.
Could he be planning something really evil.
Fixing some matches while no-one else knows it.

(What does he do)
Usually shout,
Usually jump,
Usually waffle,
(all he wants to do...is have someone to speak to)

That's when he starts get'n schizophrenic.
A whole new conversation that won't cease.
It's when he's wearing his earpiece.