WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How to Run Raw: Episode 11

Okay kiddies. We are hot off the PPV Article. My Manual: Wrestlemania 25!

Sunday we saw brothers annihilated, a woman stripped and beaten. We saw Shawn's tag partner for the Golden Ones, who turned out to be John Cena. And, we saw Shawn Michaels retain his title after a lost count of Sweet Chin Music to all three opponents.

For Smackdown, check Ray Bogusz.
For ECW, check Anonymous Guy.
For TNA, check Kevin Canny.
and last, but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST...the Highlight Reel is done by AkD.

Let's get this show on the road.

Fireworks explode and the fans are still roaring from the PPV.

King: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am your King, Jerry Lawler. And this is my servant Michelle Cole.

Cole: It's Michael, King. Tonight we have one Hell of a main event.

King: That's right, tonight we will have a new No. 1 contender for the World Title. There is a battle royal to determine the match. The contenders are as follows:

Randy Orton

CM Punk

William Regal

Kane

John Cena

Dolph Ziggler

Ryan Braddock

Bradshaw

Farooq

Finlay

X-Pac

Triple H

And a mystery entry

Cole: It's gonna be amazing King! But most of these men are already in a match.

King: And the first match is up right now.

World Tag Title Match Preview: Cryme Tyme vs. Ziggy and Braddock

Cryme Tyme make their way down to the ring still holding their titles and jumping around. The crowd loves it and chants for Cryme Tyme. But that is not the only team that the crowd loves because once the No. 1 contenders make their way down the crowd explodes.

King: I wonder why the crowd loves them?

Cole: Are you serious? Look at them. Dolph Ziggler and Ryan Braddock were once enemies and are now No. 1 contenders for the tag titles! Not only that but they've defeated the best teams here, and they do it with great teamwork.

King: I guess it doesn't hurt that Ziggler is the Intercontinental Champion.

Ziggler faces off against Shad. Ziggy walks up and stares down the big man, not backing down. Shad throws the first punch but Ziggy ducks and dropkicks his legs out from under him. Shad tries to get back up but Ziggy grabs his neck and flips for a neck breaker. He gets on his legs and applies a Boston crab.

Shad quickly breaks out and throws Ziggy into the ropes. Ziggy tries to retaliate but Shad catches him and tosses him away with a Last Call.

Dolph's in extreme pain and can't get up before Shad throws him clear across the ring to his corner. He tags JTG and places him in the middle of the ring. JTG jumps of the top with an elbow but Dolph rolls out the way.

He stumbles up and tags Ryan who comes in with a fury. JTG tries to catch him but Ryan kicks him in the gut and lands a DDT.

He rolls him over and covers. 1..2..no. JTG gets up but Braddock knocks him back down with his forearm. He tags in Ziggy but when he jumps off the ropes JTG puts the shoe up.

JTG crawls back to Shad and tags him. Shad runs in and takes out Ziggy with a boot. He taunts but when he turns around he gets hit by Braddock. Braddock knocked JTG down off the apron.

Dolph sets up Shad in the Dawn of Dolph, but as he does it, Braddock hits a Lariat on him also making a huge double-team move! 1..2..3!! The champs have been beaten!

King: Well, that was one Hell of a match. But Ziggler and Braddock almost lost, and the titles being on the line next time will make it a lot tougher.

Cole: Yeah, but we need more matches like that.

(Just as Cole says that, a red-headed man runs to the ring with a Shillelagh)

Cole: Who the hell?

The man beats down all four men and is joined by Finlay and Hornswaggle. JTG is held by Finlay as the red-headed man picks him up and drops him on his neck.

???: My Name is Sheamus O'Sheannussey! I am the Celtic Warrior. Together, Finlay, Hornswaggle and I will take over the Tag Belts!!!

Finlay: Are ya ready, boys?

King: Wow, the tag team division is getting rough.

No. 1 Contendership for Intercontinental Title: Cody Rhodes vs. Kofi Kingston

Cody Rhodes and Kofi Kingston make their way down to the ring, both being booed by the fans. Cody gets the upperhand first by kicking Kofi in the gut and suplexing him. He gets up and taunts, but when he turns around Kofi does an innovative Thesz Press landing with his knees on Cody's head.

Cody is dazed and Kofi does a back flip into a splash. 1..2..Cody kicks out. Cody gets up and Kofi goes for the TIP, but Cody ducks and catches Kofi in the face with a strong right hand. Kofi stumbles back and forth and Cody clothesline's him. Cody stomps out the Jamaican Buzzsaw.

Cody picks up Kofi and throws him into the corner and thrusts his shoulder into the gut of Kofi. He runs back for another but Kofi rolls out the way. Cody rams his shoulder into the ring post and struggles back up into the corner. When he does this Kofi hits that amazing jump and pounds down Cody.

Kofi tosses him down and hits the Island Leg Drop!1..2..Cody kicks out. He sets of for TIP and misses again. Cody kicks him in the gut and lands that Rhodes DDT! 1..2..NO!

Cody is furious because he just can't beat the Buzzsaw. He picks him up and sets up the Deadly Crossroads. Kofi slips out and hits the Trouble in Paradise!! 1..2..Cody grabs the ropes.

Kofi can't believe it! The crowd can't either and as both men struggle to get back to their feet we hear the music of none other than CM Punk!

Punk: Kofi! We've still got some unfinished business. Are you ready?

Kofi is distracted, which is a bad idea, because Rhodes hits the Deadly Crossroads. 1..2..3! Cody Rhodes is the new No. 1 contender!

Commercial

King: Well, if you missed it, here's the recap. CM PUNK JUST COST KOFI KINGSTON HIS SHOT AT THE TITLE!!!!!

Cole: Well, he cheated his former friend out of the title before, so I think payback was deserved.

Santino Marella vs. Sheamus O'Sheannussey

King: Well, we finally get a chance to see the mysterious SOS in action Cole.

Cole: Yes, after destroying two tag teams, Sheamus has his chance to show what he's made of.

Santino is already in the ring when Sheamus comes out. He walks down with Finlay and Hornswaggle, and for some reason the crowd is cheering for them.

SOS meets some of the crowd and it looks like he has a cult following already. It looks like Hornswoggle helps out with that.

SOS gets in the ring and the match begins. Santino stares at him and slaps him. Bad idea, as SOS just punches him in the face. He picks him up and slams him down to the mat over and over again.

Finally after Santino looks completely dazed, he picks him up fireman carry style. He tosses him over like an FU but lands a little inverted on his neck. 1..2..3. SOS just destroyed Santino.

King: What in the Hell was that?

Cole: I don't know but it worked.

Finlay grabs a mic.

Finlay: Hello ladies and gentlemen. I know you're happy to see me and Hornswoggle tonight, and I want to introduce you to my new partner again. Sheamus O' Sheannussey.

SOS: Ah, it's good to be here with the big boys. I am the Celtic Warrior! I am the Irish Nightmare! And what you just saw, was the Celtic Driver! Care to see it again?

The crowd cheers.

SOS: Okay, Santino!

Santino tries to run away but SOS catches him. He picks him up and another Celtic Driver!

Finlay: Been a pleasure, folks.

King: Well, I don't know why but the crowd just enjoys all of this. Are they nuts?

Cole: Maybe they enjoy seeing Santino getting his butt kicked.

Commercial

King: Well guys, only the guys, I am sorry to say that no divas will be appearing tonight. After the match last night, Candice ordered the whole diva locker room away.

Cole: Yeah, I'm sorry King, I hope you can survive the night.

King: You're hopeless.

Battle Royal for No. 1 Contendership

All the men are in the ring. Orton, Punk, Cena, Kane, Pac, HHH, Ziggy, Braddock, Finlay and SOS, APA, and the last man is coming down.

Rey Mysterio comes down the ramp! Rey makes his return to Raw!

Rey gets in and looks ready for the fight. He stares down his opponents and they begin the beatdown. Pac takes himself out by taking out Ziggy and Braddock. Finlay and SOS fight APA while Punk is on Kane. Punk goes for the GTS, but Kane reverses into a chokeslam and throws him over the ropes.

Bradshaw runs in for a clothesline, but Finlay ducks and SOS hits a big boot. When Farooq tries to help Finlay hits him with a shillelagh and SOS hits the Celtic Driver throwing him over the ropes.

When they turn around, Kane picks them up and throws them over the ropes. That leaves Orton, Rey, Triple H, Kane, Cena, and Bradshaw.

Kane grabs Cena by the throat, but Cena reverses into an FU throwing him over the ropes. Cena then squares off with Orton. Bradshaw is still on the mat and Triple H is tossed onto the ropes by Mysterio...619!

Rey drops the dime leg drop but gets hit by Orton. Cena tries an FU on Orton but he reverses into an RKO. He goes to throw Cena over the ropes but Bradshaw knocks out the Legend Killer. Randy Orton is eliminated! Cena gets up and Bradshaw throws him over too.

It's now a three-way between Bradshaw, Rey, and Triple H. Bradshaw runs through both oponents. They get up and he slams their heads together. Bradshaw puts Triple H on the ropes and tries to toss him out but Rey takes out his legs.

Hunter throws Bradshaw out but when Rey and Hunter start to fight Orton runs in with a chair! Before he can get a shot off, Cena comes in and takes out Orton!

King: This is pure HELL! This is ridiculous!

Cole: Somebody stop this!

"No Chance-ah that's what ya got!" Mr. McMahon walks out.

VKM: Gentlemen Gentlemen, calm down. Rey, Hunter, I'll figure something out for next week.

Orton, Cena, since you two want to get at each other so badly, at Backlash, there will be a #2 contender match between you two. Oh, and it's an I Quit Match!!!

King: Oh man Cole, Shawn might be facing one of those two men, and Cena will face Orton in an I Quit Match! This is amazing!

Cole: Well, who do you think will quit, King?

King: I'm betting on...

VKM: Ah ah ah. There's more, soon.

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