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Plaxico Buried…Unfairly?

Jabber Head
Mar 30, 2009

First of all, allow me to explain to some and remind others that Iโ€™m about as far from being a New York Giants fan as I am from being a fan of Osama Bin Laden, or even worse, a Redskins fan.

On top of that, Plaxico Burress is a knucklehead. Iโ€™ve yet to decide if the Giants are better off with or without him, but as a Cowboys fan, Iโ€™m hoping whichever state is worse for them, thatโ€™s what they get.

Having clarified the above, removed my DeMarcus Ware jersey, and moved my thinking to a more objective state, I wonder if Burress is getting a fair shake with this whole gun incident.

Donโ€™t get me wrongโ€ฆI believe that athletes and other rich and famous folks should be treated no better than the rest of us nobodies.

But I also believe that they should be treated no worse. Iโ€™m not saying for sure that Burress is, isnโ€™t being, or will be treated unfairly, Iโ€™m just starting to wonder.

I was reading today that Burress is allegedly negotiating a plea dealโ€ฆone that may include jail time.

Legally, a plea deal is a conviction, so we all know that if that happens, โ€œSheriff Goodellโ€ will also bust Burress at the NFL level.

Now, I donโ€™t support the court letting Burress of the hook. He broke the law, pure and simple. So, he should get a fine, community work, suspended sentenceโ€ฆwhatever.

Contrary to the positions of some of my more politically-conservative friends, I support gun registration laws for reasons of public safety and accountability, while simultaneously supporting the Constitutional right to bear arms.

Heck, I wish prospective gun owners would have to pass a gun safety course and document โ€œXโ€ number of hours of actually being able to come close to hitting what they shoot at before they could legally own a gun.

I meanโ€ฆno one (except car thieves, drug dealers, and bank robbers) complains about driver training/licensing and car registration laws, yet cars and guns are both death machinesโ€ฆthe former as an unfortunate side effect, the latter as a far deadlier, but sometimes necessary intended consequence.

I am concerned, however, that โ€œOle Plaxi-Boobโ€ is going to wind up doing time and getting suspended, pretty much for shooting HIMSELF.

If he hadnโ€™t STUPIDLY shot himself (Yo Plaxโ€ฆGuns have safeties for a reason), he probably would be in no trouble right now.

Sureโ€ฆhe could have shot someone else, but his gun not being registered (under current registration prerequisites) wasnโ€™t a factor in either the bullet hole in his leg or the potential for harming someone else, since would have STUPIDLY triggered it anyway.

โ€œBig Dick Cheneyโ€ accidentally shot SOMEONE ELSE and was neither jailed or suspendedโ€ฆand he shouldnโ€™t have been. It was an accident.

Plax is a first-time offender. I wonder what percent of first-time offenders wind up in the slammer or get busted on their jobs for shooting themselves with unregistered (or registered) guns?

If Plaxโ€™s name were โ€œHerkimer Farquarโ€ and he worked for โ€œCousin Earlโ€™s Live Bait & Dinerโ€, would he be facing jail time and a loss of wages right now?

Somehow I doubt it. What about you?

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