Vince Can't See Me: Amped Up Wrestlng Entertainment: Week One Part Three

J. RobinsonCorrespondent IMarch 27, 2009

Ok, so I changed the name again. Although this is the third time, I think I am sticking with AUW Entertainment— Amped Up Wrestling!

Last show's recap:

The Rock defeated Mr. Perfect to become the second wrestler to qualify for the main event at Retribution.

Rated RKO challenged the Hardys to a match at Retribution.

After the challenge was made, Matt Hardy gave his ex-girlfriend Lita the Twist of Fate. Shortly after that, he accepted the challenge from Randy Orton and Edge. Then he also made a challenge to Orton for later on in the night, a match where Orton accepted.

During the match, Matt Hardy picked up the victory, after Edge inadvertantly speared his partner Randy Orton.

DX got even with the NWO after there attack on Tuesday Night Fever.

During a tag match, which pitted "Macho Man" and the "Hulkster" against Don Muraco and Sting,

Shawn Michaels delivered Sweet Chin Music to Savage, causing the ref to end the match via DQ.

Shane McMahon made the annoucement that all vacant titles will be decided at Retribution.

During this announcement, the Rock interrupted Shane, demanding to know his opponents for the six-man elimination match.

As Shane McMahon went to answer Rock, Shane's new body guard, The Animal Batista,  attacked the Rock.

The Saturday Stampede

Commentators for this show: Lord Alfred Hayes and Sean Mooney.

Tonight's matches include:

Retribution Qualifier: Kane vs Warlord

Batista making his AUW debut match

Triple Threat Match between AJ Styles, Test, and "The Natural" Butch Reed

Priceless vs Charlie Haas and the Red Rooster

Run time: 1 Hour

Priceless vs. Red Rooster & Charlie Haas


Priceless used all the dirty tricks they learned from their mentor Randy Orton.

But this did not stop Haas and Rooster. After not being in the match at all, Haas gives Rooster the tag, and he storms through Rhodes and DiBiase like a tornado through Kansas

But as soon as Red Rooster signalled for his new finisher, Cluck City, (Electric Chair Drop) Rhodes clips him right on the knee.

Haas tries to capitalize, but Kurt Angle comes out and gives him the Angle Slam.

Confused on who the legal man is, the ref counts 1-2-3 as DiBiase pins Haas.

Backstage:  The camera cuts into the office mid-conversation of Stephanie McMahon and DX.

As DX leaves the office, Steph nods her head in approval.

Batista vs Chris Sabin

Winner: Batista

After a 36-second contest, Batista scores a pinfall with the Batista Bomb.

After that match, DX comes out and they begin to talk about their dominance in sports entertainment.

They even go on to say they will become even bigger legends than Hogan and Savage will ever dream of becoming.

Shawn Michales than declares war on NWO, demanding a steel cage match against Randy Savage.

After that announcement, Stephanie joins her husband and his best friend in the squared circle, HBK. 

She makes the dream match that a lot of people want to see: Hogan/Savage vs HHH/HBK at Retribution.

Triple Threat Match: AJ Styles vs Test vs "The Natural" Butch Reed

Winner: Styles

With Reed distracted by Kelly Kelly, Test sets AJ up for the Big Boot, only for AJ to counter with Pay Lay to Tests' head for his troubles.

When the show resumes, Shane O' Mac is in the ring. Alongside him, his new bodyguard, Batista. "I only have one announcement. After the beating Chris Sabin received by this man, Batista, we have our third entrant to our Retribution main event. The Animal, Batista!"

Main Event: Kane vs Warlord

Winner: Kane

Brutal No DQ match. After Kane tombstones the Warlord for the three-count, he power-bombs Butch Reed. And just for good measure, The Slickster got choke slammed through a table.

Next Week On Tuesday Night Fever:

Batista in Action. Look to see if The Rock will seek redemption on The Animal.

Mickie James vs Trish Stratus

Cage Match: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels vs. The "Macho Man" Randy Savage


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