Watch Metta World Peace's Bizarre but Genius Web Short

Jesse DorseyFeatured ColumnistDecember 24, 2012

Metta World Peace hanging out with children should be a frightening idea to, well, everybody. Although, the web short he did with The NOC makes me think twice on the subject.

The initial thought I had with the intro was something along the lines of, "This is going to be hilarious." As with anything involving Metta, it did not disappoint. 

I'm not so sure who would want to have any of their offspring running around with World Peace, but thankfully for us, they did.

Metta seeks therapy for the stress that the basketball season is causing him, and the kids giving him advice have some truly hilarious responses. 

I can't wait to see World Peace knocking his fists together before a free throw during a game, or coming back from halftime with dirt all over his shorts because he was outside digging for earthworms.

My favorite part actually comes after the video when they start showing the little snippets from future episodes of the series. 

World Peace is still sitting patiently on the couch, asking about how he should handle fitting in with new teammates. A little girl gives him advice that he should probably pass along to Kobe Bryant: "If you have the ball in your hands, throw it to your friend."

Of course, the next kid quipping, "Your whole job is recess," oddly puts everything into perspective. 

I think I speak for the majority of the viewing public when I say that I can't wait to see more of these videos.