What's Up with That? Rants on the WWE

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING WILL LIKELY DISAGREE WITH YOUR OPINION, HURT YOUR FEELINGS, AND/OR MAKE YOU CRY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

What's up with the WWE nowadays? Do they spend their time in the creative room pegging themselves when they think of booking ideas?

First of all, they had a freaking comedy movie star as a part of their booking staff, then had problems with one of their unruly bookers who made racial slurs about a wrestler-and still keeps his job!

As a brother, I know I would have kicked his @$$ out of the team without even thinking about it. Their employment decisions make me want to kick a baby off the highest floor of the Empire State Building. What's up with that?

To add on, the WWE booking staff is starting to notice that they can become too predictable. That's fine, they're actually trying to surprise us. Now, when they decide to book things for the sake of being unpredictable, without any foresight into what will happen, thenthere's a problem.

Seriously, does it make sense for Edge to lose the WWE championship in an Elimination Chamber match only to come back and win the World Heavyweight title the same night? No, it does not. I know you guys are trying to gain as little criticism as possible, but good LORD, don't overdo it!

Being unpredictable for the sake of being unpredictable leads to a love square with Vickie Guerrero and the World Heavyweight title in the middle and a possible world title switch just 10 months after the CM Punk cash in. What's up with that?

Here's something to the fans: Stop. Bashing. John. Cena. Seriously, if anyone has beef with Cena, then they're just whiny b*****s who want everything in wrestling to go their way. John Cena has more commitment on his pinky finger than guys with potential like Shelton Benjamin and Carlito have had in their whole lifetimes.

To this date, he is yet to take roids to our knowledge, and at least has decent mic skills. Do you crybabies have someone else to complain about? How about you complain to Vince about the lack of pushing for guys like CM Punk or Matt Hardy?

Why aren't there a 1,000,000 complaints about Triple H's possible backing from the creative staff-led by his WIFE, who happens to be the owner's DAUGHTER-as a opposed to a 1,000?

John Cena hasn't done a whole lot of wrong, except for criticizing the Rock for leaving the business, but I hate Mr. Dwayne Johnson myself for not coming back yet...if he ever does.

Try booing Triple H once in a while, or booing guys who have little character, commitment, or just half-ass everything. John Cena isn't anywhere near those parts. What's up with that?

So, let me get this straight: You drop the somewhat credible cruiserweight championship...and replace it with an unnecessary women's championship? Instead of making the women's title cross-brand, you decide to market things to the female fans of wrestling.

I will admit, I was a little enthusiastic about this. It indicated-and still does indicate-that professional wrestling is starting to open its eyes to women's wrestling. I was excited up until the point where I saw the Diva's championship belt...and it looked like it came from a Barbie: The greatest wrestler commercial.

Good God, it was a merchandising scheme from the start. You dropped a title that you misused, constantly, to promote a belt for the little female fans to scream about. What's up with that?

On top of that, let's talk about the tag team division. So, when things go wrong, merge the tag team championships? What happened to equal balance and putting various tag teams on the different brands?

Did the WWE ever think that maybe things in the tag team division weren't working because they apparently have no idea how to maintain brand extension?

It's your fault for not upholding brand extension, so don't try to make things easier for yourself by unifying the tag team championships. Instead, try to add more tag teams on Smackdown, Raw, and ECW.

You guys could have put a solid amount of tag teams on both divisions, but your poor planning and booking skills screwed up the two tag team divisions. If you merge the tag team titles, then you have brand extension lose its credibility. What's up with that?

I could say more, but I don't have time now. I'm in first period journalism, trying to hone my skills, but this wasted my time. I should talk about the importance of the midcard, the PG rating, Hulk Hogan's ego, ECW's subservience to the evil McMahon, and more, but no, I won't.

Everyone should take these words and put them to heart because it's probably your fault the WWE went to this...no, it's mostly their fault, even the Cena part. Maybe they shouldn't push him so much.

Wait, I'm going off subject about things, and not focusing on the what should be done. I'm going my own way, and not thinking before I do it...sort of like the WWE. What's up with that?