Pete Gillen's Head is Filled With Loads of Information

For those looking for some serious knowledge about the upcoming NCAA Tournament, yesterday we pointed you in the direction of BracketBrains.com.  Today, we look at another massive source of information and analysis - Pete Gillen’s giant head.

Seriously, imagine how much data can be stored inside that melon.  It wouldn’t shock us if he had the capability of remembering every detail of every game he has ever coached or watched, considering the fact that his cranium probably has storage capacity equivalent to the primary server farm at Yahoo.com.  

While the staggering girth of his head requires the camera to be fitted with a special wide-angle lens that costs thousands of dollars, you can see why it would still be worthwhile for CBS College Sports Network to have him on their Bracket Breakdown show. There’s truly a wealth of information to be mined from that gargantuan dome.   

Just one more look…

March 17

Some time long ago - people everywhere drank and wore green.

1965 - Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale sign movie contracts showing they are serious about retiring from baseball if their salary demands are not met by the Dodgers. Manny Ramirez actually tried the same thing just a few weeks ago, but the Dodgers knew he was lying when Scott Boras announced Manny was set to play the role of a talking sofa on the new Pee Wee’s Playhouse Adventure.

1988 - Loyola Marymount defeats Wyoming 119-115 in the highest scoring NCAA tournament game in history (non-OT).  The game was also notable because very few people had ever heard of the schools.

2002 - The Rock defeats Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania 18. To really confuse the roman numeral-challenged, the event was officially labeled “WrestleMania X-8″.

Per the instructions of his solo kama sutra instructor Ron Jaworski, Chris Mortensen can climax at the mere thought of Jay Cutler’s rocket arm.

Former Villanova and UMass head coach Steve Lappas / Master Splinter

Mention of the Rock and Hulk Hogan can only be enhanced by a 60-second clip of the Rock making fun of Hulk Hogan and the NWO.

Dr. Aaron takes a look back at the collosal heaping of waste known as the 1986 NBA draft.

The Fan of the Week reveals a key tip on making your baseball jersey more “street”