Mocking Mock 2009 NFL Draft Previews: Haiku Bonanza! (21-32)

eCorrespondent IMarch 14, 2009

Mocking Mock 2009 NFL Draft Previews: Haiku Bonanza! (21-32)

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    PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 07: Tom Congdon, a Pittsburgh Steelers vender, entertains the crowd by dumping ice water over himself in fifteen degree weather while the Steelers played the Dallas Cowboys on December 7, 2008 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvan

The Real McCoy

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Draft Pick Saves Vikings

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    MINNEAPOLIS - JANUARY 4:  Adrian Peterson #28 of the Minnesota Vikings celebrates his touchdown with teammate Jeff Dugan #83 in the first half against the Philadelphia Eagles during the NFC Wild Card playoff game on January 4, 2009 at the Hubert H. Humphr

Pats Draft Cheat Sheets Sell

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    FOXBORO, MA - DECEMBER 23:  Head coach Bill Belichek of the New England Patriots walks off the field after defeating the Miami Dolphins at Gillette Stadium on December 23, 2007 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. The Patriots defeated the Dolphins 28-7 to become t

Niiice Falcons Choice

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    GLENDALE, AZ - JANUARY 03:   The Atlanta Falcons huddle around quarterback Matt Ryan #2 in the NFC Wild Card Game against the Arizona Cardinals on January 3, 2009 at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. The Cardinals defeated the Falcons 30

Tuna Melts Over Fins Choice

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    DAVIE, FL - JUNE 06:  Executive Vice President of Football Operations Bill Parcells watches practice on during Miami Dolphins Mini Camp on June 6, 2008 at the Dolphins practice facility in Davie, Florida.  (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

Rave Reviews For Baltimore's Draft Pick

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    DENVER - OCTOBER 09:  Adam Terry #78 of the Baltimore Ravens watches the action against the Denver Broncos from the sidelines October 9, 2006 at Invesco Field at Mile High in Denver, Colorado. The Broncos won 13-3.  (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Colts Man Up With Draft

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    SAN DIEGO - JANUARY 03:  Quarterback Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts speaks to members of the media after being defeated by the San Diego Chargers 23-17 in the AFC Wild Card Game on January 3, 2009 at Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego, California

Reid Nabs Wrong Guy A Second Time

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    HONOLULU, HI - FEBRUARY 08: Head Coach Andy Reid of the NFC All-Stars Philadelphia Eagles watches the action against the AFC All-Stars in the 2009 NFL Pro Bowl at Aloha Stadium on February 8, 2009 in Honolulu, Hawaii. The NFC defeated the AFC 30-21. (Phot

Giant Step Back-Ward

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    ST. PETERSBURG, FL - JANUARY 31: Eli Manning of the New York Giants attends DIRECTV's 3rd Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl at Progress Energy Park, Home of Al Lang Field on January 31, 2009 in St. Petersburg, Florida.  (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images

Remeber the Titans 2009 Draft

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    INDIANAPOLIS - DECEMBER 28:  Quarterback Vince Young #10 of the Tennessee Titans is slow to get up after taking a hit during the game against the Indianapolis Colts at Lucas Oil Stadium December 28, 2008 in Indianapolis, Indiana.  (Photo by Jamie Squire/G

Cardinal Warning

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    TAMPA, FL - FEBRUARY 01:  Quarterback Kurt Warner #13 of the Arizona Cardinals hands the ball off to running back Edgerrin James #32 against the Pittsburgh Steelers during Super Bowl XLIII on February 1, 2009 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida.  (

Draft Steal-ers

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    HOLLYWOOD - MARCH 02:  NFL player Ben Roethlisberger arrives at the premiere of Warner Bros. 'Watchmen' held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on March 2, 2009 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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