Mocking Mock 2009 NFL Draft Previews: Haiku Bonanza! (11-20)

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Mocking Mock 2009 NFL Draft Previews: Haiku Bonanza! (11-20)

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    PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 07: Tom Congdon, a Pittsburgh Steelers vender, entertains the crowd by dumping ice water over himself in fifteen degree weather while the Steelers played the Dallas Cowboys on December 7, 2008 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvan

T.O. Roams End Zones

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    PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 17:  NFL player Terrell Owens (C) attends the 'AXE Fix Club' held during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival and celebrating the new line of AXE body washes and sprays on January 17, 2009 in Park City, Utah.  (Photo by Michael Buckner/

Cutler Trade Bait

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    DENVER - DECEMBER 3:  Quarterback Jay Cutler #6 of the Denver Broncos looks on the field during the game against the Seattle Seahawks on December 3, 2006 at Invesco Field at Mile High in Denver, Colorado.  The Seahawks won 23-20.  (Photo by Brian Bahr/Get

Skins Land Fat Albert

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    CANTON, OH - AUGUST 2:  Coach Joe Gibbs of the Washington Redskins salutes fans during the Class of 2008 Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement Ceremony at Fawcett Stadium on August 2, 2008 in Canton, Ohio.   (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

Four More Years

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    NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 15: Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints poses backstage at the Y-3 Autumn/Winter 2009-10 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Pier 40 on February 15, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Y-

Texans Slated For Over 9-7 Record

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    27 Oct 1993:  Pictured here is Steve Sabol, co-founder of NFL Films.           Mandatory Credit: Scott Halleran  /Allsport

Charges Know Draftees Rights

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    PITTSBURGH - JANUARY 11:  Philip Rivers #17 of the San Diego Chargersstands with his head down next to head coach Norv Turner against the Pittsburgh Steelers during their AFC Divisional Playoff Game on January 11, 2009 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsy

Same Old J E T S

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    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - DECEMBER 28: Brett Favre #4 of The New York Jets calls a huddle against The Miami Dolphins during their game on December 28, 2008 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

Lovie Is Da Bears Head Coach

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    MINNEAPOLIS - NOVEMBER 30:  Head Coach Lovie Smith of the Chicago Bears watches the game against  the Minnesota Vikings at the Metrodome on November 30, 2008 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.  (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images)

Bucs Burn Brooks With Draft Pick

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    TAMPA, FL - JANUARY 29:  Derrick Brooks of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers talks with kids at the NFL Experience on January 29, 2009 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida.  (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

Lions Poor Draft Spell Continues

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    10 NOV 1991:  Chris Spielman, #54, linebacker for the Detroit Lions, tries to evade the block of Tampa Bay Buccaneer tight end Jesse Anderson, #89, during Tampa Bay's 30-21 victory at Tampa Stadium, Tampa Bay, Florida.  MANDATORY CREDIT:  RICK STEWART/