NFL Teams as Halloween Costumes, Monsters, Sights and Sounds

You   wanna plant something in your yard? Why not start with grass?
They   were pretty awesome when you were a kid, but now they're just getting tired   and kinda played out.
Festive. Indicative   of a huge party site. Prolonged exposure might make your head hurt.
If it   wasn't for the skills of that old guy, nobody would be interested in this.
Already   starting to rot, and will probably be in the trash by mid-November
Sure,   they look good now, but wait until after Thanksgiving…
Yeah….that's   a lot of red. Should there be that much red? You don't want to get that stuff   everywhere.
HEY!   HEYYYY! WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR HIP REPLACEMENTS AND GIVE ME SOME DELICIOUS CANDY!!
Come on,   jerk. Are you even trying?
They put   a lot of effort into creating something, but now everyone's just lost.
There's talent out   there, but by the end, everyone just got wasted.
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Every   time they step outside, they have trouble staying healthy.
Yeah, I guess you   technically got ready…let me drop something in your suggestion box for next   year.
As dark as it is over there, you can   almost guarantee that someone will just trip up.
Usually,   a massive overspend. But this year, it looks pretty good!
Seriously,   what are you guys even doing out here?
(Yeah, those are supposed to be 15-year-olds trick-or-treating. I sure hope that lady is okay.)
Because   they are pirates. Hey, maybe your face didn't try very hard, either!
Walking   into their house is a loud, obnoxious, and generally disorienting   experience. 
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I tried to tie this   into a dig on Alex Smith, but I got nuthin'.
A   classic look, even if a bit outdated.
Maybe   there's something tangible and noteworthy here, but there are just too many douchebags up front to   know for sure
They're capable of sucking the life out of you. Or just getting torched in open sunlight.
Oh sure,   they're effective at being scary, but they're on the verge of being played   out.
Rather   than figure out why they think it's so great, it's easier to just ignore them.
It's one   component that's pretty awesome, but it breaks easily and still needs a lot   more pieces to be a complete anything.
They're   out getting theirs before anyone expected them to be out of the   basement.
It's a   very simple look, but very effective and scary as hell.
Historic.   Iconic. Typically indestructable until the very end. 
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A bunch of   recognizable stars, but not really capable of beating up on the big boys.