Mocking Mock 2009 NFL Draft Previews: Haiku Bonanza! (1-10)

eCorrespondent IMarch 12, 2009

Mocking Mock 2009 NFL Draft Previews: Haiku Bonanza! (1-10)

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    DETROIT , MI - JANUARY 16:  Jim Schwartz, center, head coach of the Detroit Lions poses with General Manager Martin Mayhew, left, and Tom Lewand team president after a press conference to introduce him as the Lions new head coach on January 16, 2009 at Fo

Lions Lose One More

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    ATHENS, GA - OCTOBER 11: Matthew Stafford #7 of the Georgia Bulldogs celebrates on the field during the game against the Tennessee Volunteers at Sanford Stadium on October 11, 2008 in Athens, Georgia.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Rams' Fans Low on High Draft Pick

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    NASHVILLE, TN - AUGUST 09:  Offensive lineman Orlando Pace #76 of the St. Louis Rams warms-up prior to taking on the Tennessee Titans during a pre-season game at LP Field on August 9, 2008 in Nashville, Tennessee.  (Photo by Doug Benc/Getty Images)

Chiefs New Era Begins

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    INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 23:  Linebacker Aaron Curry of Wake Forest catches the football during the NFL Scouting Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 23, 2009 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Scott Boehm/Getty Images)

Seahawks Pay Dearly

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    CINCINNATI - DECEMBER 14: T,J, Houshmandzadeh #84 of the Cincinnati Bengals moves on the field during the NFL game against the Washington Redskins on December 14, 2008 at Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio. The Bengals won 20-13. (Photo by Andy Lyons/

Browns Deliver in Draft

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    CLEVELAND - SEPTEMBER 16:  Quarterback Brady Quinn #10 of the Cleveland Browns looks on from the sideline during the game against the Cincinnati Bengals at the Cleveland Browns Stadium on September 16, 2007 in Cleveland, Ohio. The Browns defeated the Beng

Bengals' Fans Befuddled with Draft

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    SHREVEPORT, LA - DECEMBER 28:  Andre Smith #71 of Alabama makes a touchdown against Oklahoma State on December 28, 2006 during the PetroSun Independence Bowl at Independence Stadium in Shreveport, Louisiana.  Oklahoma State defeated Alabama 34-31.  (Photo

Raiders Welcome Troubled Players

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    OAKLAND, CA - JANUARY 23:  Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis speaks during a news conference introducing new Raiders head coach Lane Kiffin on January 23, 2007 in Oakland, California. Kiffin, a 31 year-old offensive coordinator from the University of Souther

Jack Del Rio Yells A lot

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    JACKSONVILLE, FL - DECEMBER 18:  Head coach Jack Del Rio of the Jacksonville Jaguars celebrates a touchdown with Richard Angulo #85 during the game against the Indianapolis Colts at Jacksonville Municipal Stadium on December 18, 2008 in Jacksonville, Flor

Packers Hire Favre

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    GREEN BAY, WI - JANUARY 9:  Fans show support for former Packer Reggie White as the Minnesota Vikings take on the Green Bay Packers in the NFC wild-card game at Lambeau Field on January 9, 2005 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Vikings defeated the Packers 31-

49ers Rush for Pass Protection

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    PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 01:  Quarterback Mark Sanchez #6 of the USC Trojans performs the USC fight song after defeating the Penn State Nittany Lions at the 95th Rose Bowl Game presented by Citi on January 1, 2009 at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.
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