T.O.: Messenger Shot...Message Delivered

I'm sure you're thinking that I must have the title of this article bass-ackwards. After all, the messenger can't be shot until AFTER the message is delivered. But no...I meant it the way it is. See, I'm referring to separate messages and shootings.

T.O. has been "shot" everywhere he's been in the NFL...sometimes justifiably, sometimes not. So, while the timing & structure of this particular "shooting" is somewhat shocking in its albeit typical Jerrah-Stupidity (Why wait till ALL the good FA WR's are gone? Why not TRADE T.O.?), it is not surprising.

I'm leaving out any reference to any surprise attributable to Jerrah lying his BE-HIND off the last couple of weeks in suggesting that T.O. would stay. Because this time of year, if a General Manager's mouth is moving, he's lying.

T.O. always gets the "fatal shots" (fired) for...well...telling the truth...LOUDLY.

And that'll get most ANYONE shot in the NFL...the media will see to that. T.O. told the truth about Garcia's gaffes and the Niners' offensive flaws. Result: SHOT!

He told the truth about McNabb being an out-of-shape, prima Dona choker. Result: SHOT!

And then after 2 years of relative quiet, he told the truth about Romo ignoring open receivers, over-favoring Witten, making dumb "Favre-like" decisions, and choking in big games. He also told the truth that Jason Garrett & "Cupcake" Wade allowed Romo to get away with it all, plus that Garrett's offense is the most vanilla, predictable offense in the NFL.

I challenge ANYONE to dispute that ALL of the above isn't true!

NFL teams are tantamount to a 1700-1800's plantations, except that all the slaves are very highly-paid.

On those old plantations, you had "Field Negroes" (using the politically-correct N-word) and "House Negroes". Slug NFL players (Field Negroes) had better not say DIDDLY SQUAT or they'll be fatally shot on the spot.

However star players (House Negroes) are allowed to speak the truth a bit...just not about the team (plantation) they're on, or its owner, its field bosses (ie, an offensive coordinator) or the owner's favorite glamour-child (the QB).

So, when T.O. dared to speak the same truth about "The Red-Headed Genius" and "Hollywood" Romo that opposing defenders, fans, and even the hypocritical media speaks, his BE-HIND was grass...uhhhh...cotton.

And the message that Jerrah just delivered was that "All Field and House Negroes who speak any truth that puts either his Head Coach-in-waiting, his glamor-QB, or his Cupcake Head Coach (that can't control a kindergarten class) in a bad light WILL be fatally SHOT!"

Having spoken the above TRUTH, it's still most weird to see Jerrah, who prides himself on running the show...pretty much by his own incompetent self...usually listening to no one, kneel down under the oppressive weight of the media & the "Garrett-Romo-Witten Alliance" and fatally-shoot one of his favorite "House Negroes".

But this is "Plantation Cowboys". It's the way of things.

The good news for Jerrah is that the T.O.-hating media in Dallas is now happy.

Heck....Jen Jen just went from years of calling Jerrah an idiot to now calling him a "genius" for shooting "The Fool" (her name for T.O.).

Pretty sure we'll hear from "Rancid" Galloway in a minute as he praises Jerrah for dumping "El Dorado" Owens. Of course, that same media will soon find something/someone else to rag on in Dallas, while returning to smacking Jerrah...which with Jerrah Da Genius running the show, won't be hard at all.