What to Expect From UFC 96

Yes, it's that time again!

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Expect Quinton Jackson and Keith Jardine to have a quick and exciting fight, or a long and boring fight. No in between.

Expect Shane Carwin to pull off the upset, and beat Gabriel Gonzaga.

Expect Pete Sell to win knockout of the night, OR

Expect Matt Brown to win submission of the night.

Expect Matt Hamill to dominate Mark Munoz.

Expect Jim Miller to hand Gray Maynard his first loss.

Expect Jim Miller to face the winner of Sherk/Edgar.

Expect Kendall Grove's fight to be shown on air.

Expect Kendall Grove to win by unanimous decision.

Expect Brandon Vera to lose!

Expect Dana White (if Rampage wins) to announce Rampage/Rashad as the co-main event at UFC 100.

Expect Keith Jardine to give Rashad advice on Rampage.

Expect his advice to sound like this, "He hits really hard!" Or, "If I were you, I'd avoid his punches."

Expect Chuck Norris to visit the Virgin Islands, and after he leaves they re-name them The Islands.

Expect the loser of Carwin/Gonzaga to face the winner of Kongo/Hardonk.

Expect UFC 96 to be a good card, but only have like 350,000 buys.

Expect an Expect article for UFC 97.

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Random Thoughts & News

In case you haven't heard, Bobby Lashley will face Ken Shamrock at March Badness. This fight should be an easy win for Lashley. I predict Shamrock will "accidentally" cut himself before this fight.

WEC 39 was pretty exciting last night, I was satisfied.

Mike Brown looked good, Leonard Garcia looked bad.

Brown/Faber 2 is a sure thing. I hope for a five round war.

Jose Aldo looked good last night as well. Garcia/Aldo anyone?

Joe Stevenson's next opponent may be Mac Danzig in a loser gets walking papers match. (j/k) But both men need this win! Should be entertaining.

No GSP/Penn 3, thank God!

Lesnar/Mir 2 at UFC 98 has been made official! (Like we didn't already know.)

Anthony Johnson might face John Howard at the T.U.F 9 finale. Two explosive/exciting welterweights! Sounds good to me.

Chung Le wants to face Anderson Silva! *crossing fingers*

Wanderlei Silva said he wants to face Rampage before he retires. I guess some people can't let go. He doesn't want to accept the fact Rampage is better than him now.

Yoshihiro Akiyama has stated he'd like to fight Wanderlei Silva somewhere down the line. That could be a good fight. (Thoughts?)

That is all for now!

Hope you enjoyed!