Chicago Bears Fan Falls from Stripper Pole in Epic Tailgating Fail

Consider the next 15 seconds a priceless life lesson for those would-be superstars who spot a lopsided pole and think to themselves, "I can do that." 

Please do, but know that we will all have a poignant video featuring your rise to stardom, with a dozen drunk fans cheering you on as well as the unfortunate demise. 

I'm not quite sure when this stripper pole craze started, but apparently you bring a pole to a tailgate and one crazy lady will try her best. 

CBS Chicago brings us this video of one woman on a mission outside Soldier Field. Right from the start, we know this woman is doomed. 

First off, the pole isn't even attached to anything at the top. You would think the leaning it does would strike fear in the heart of any would-be pole dancer. 

Instead, this lady is more confident than I have been about anything in my entire life. Things get rather interesting quickly when someone yells, "Spin her."

Yes, what we need is to make this dilapidated pole all the more treacherous by adding actual movement to it. 

Before we get to the lady falling, can I just ask, "Who brings a pole to a tailgate?" Were barbecues, beer pong and corn hole not exhausting enough for you?

This brings us to the end of this brief but altogether brilliant video. The woman falls, which is an ending we all saw coming the second we looked at this sad pole and the mass of drunk tailgaters who were there to take it all in.

Here is a life lesson for you all. It's far better to watch someone try and maneuver a pole than to be the one dancing on it.

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