The Faces of Coach K

Dear Mike Krzyzewski,

I hope you find this post to be everything I hope it to be.

– Patrick

Joyous Coach K

Pouty-Pants Coach K

Anti-Rape Coach K

Bipartisan Politician

Smarmy Yet Satisfying

Jesus To Your Lazarus.

Land’s End model

Bob Ross’s Last Painting

The Man Who Reinvented The Economy - TIME

“Your coke is in the visitor’s locker room.” - Mike Krzyzewski

“I declare that on this day, I Mike Krzyzewski will take your life in my conrol.” (Cameron crowd roars in adulation.)

Krzyzewski Manifesto

“There, there, just relax. Embrace and harness Mike Krzyzewski. Let Mike Krzyzewski flow through your veins. Give of yourself fully and willingly.”

“Dickie said what?”

“You son of a b#&*h, Trajan. Do not embarrass Mike Krzyzewski like that!”

“I’m the f%$%ing shit.”

“Come here you little whiny bastard. I will be your Mike Krzyzewski.”