The Pocket Pissing Has Ended

Australian Open champion Tim Clark has ignored the potential impact of global warming and has done some rather large deforestation of his own by clearing out Woods from the World Matchplay Championship.

The 4-and-2 win over Tiger ensured Channel 10 HD could cut to "9 am with David and Kim" at 10 AM without feeling the wrath of Aussie Golfer and a weekend free of the sort of pocket pissing normally reserved for an Ottoman Emperor's coronation.

As far as the Aussies go, we have one left. Geoff Ogilvy scraped home against Shingo Katayama. Shingo must have thought "Bingo!" after going two up with four holes to play but conceded the 16th, 18th, and 19th in a minor implosion.

Ogilvy got lucky and needs to lift his game coming up against a red hot Camilo Villegas tomorrow. Villegas played terribly in Australia last week. Hey! Wha' happened!?