WWE Mobile Alert: ECW A New Era Of Extreme!!!

The alert opens with Tommy Dreamer standing in Teddy Long's office.

Teddy: Hello Dreamer, how may I assist you today?

Dreamer: When the hell is Jack Swagger going to answer to my challenge, an Extreme Steel Cage Match for the ECW Championship title?

Teddy: I was afraid that this would happen Dreamer, but Jack Swagger said that he won't compete in that match next week because he has gotten a signed document from the WWE Board of Trustees, that clearly states that you are to stay at least 500 yards away from him and his team and that you have officially been suspended until after WrestleMania. I'm sorry playa.

Dreamer: This isn't fair at all! Just two weeks ago, one of their members assaulted his helpless sister and that wasn't right. After No Way Out, Tony Atlas falsely had Van Dam arrested! And now they are having me suspended for no absolute reason? What the hell is all of this about Ted? What am I supposed do with this? I'm retiring if I can't win the title by June and now I'm suspended until June! For what?

Teddy: Hold it playa take it easy man! I'm not the one that is suspending you, but I have no official say so in the matter even if this is my show! But the main reason why you are getting suspended is because Team Swagger claims to have evidence that you attacked Atlas in his dressing room earlier this week during the ECW broadcast. Now I haven't seen any of this evidence, but I can assure you that the real man behind all of this is Jack Swagger! I...

Dreamer: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Screw it! I know who attacked Atlas and I know for a fact that they had a good enough reason to do so! I'm mad at them at all! Just make it clear to Team Fag, that the person that they are sending home is the wrong guy and that they real man is still lurking around the land of extreme! And tell them that I want to make it perfectly clear that:

PAYBACK'S A BIT.....

(The camera gets knocked down by Dreamer at the last minute and the feed goes to snow. The screen finally fades to black and shows the WWE Mobile Logo.)

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