Silly Teen Hopes to Facebook Her Way into a Date with Tim Tebow

Jenn Baluch has a rather creepy crush on New York Jets back-up quarterback Tim Tebow. 

Busted Coverage brings us the latest horrible story from the land of young people holding onto their awful dreams. 

The 19-year-old wants to land a date with Tebow before she turns 20, and thinks the best way to do that is through the magic of Facebook, that social media mall where many friends annoy one another with constant updates and others just cyber stalk. 

Instead, Baluch wants to use it as a dating tool to snag herself the most popular bench warmer in all of sports history. 

Genius, but where did she get such an idea. 

The video tells us that she happened upon the story of a boy with leukemia who got a date with Taylor Swift through the same manner. 

Completely missing the leukemia portion of that story, she heads to Facebook to attempt a date with the former Mile-High Messiah. 

Oh, really? As long as we are just asking for things, I would like it if I weren't always sweaty at the top of stairs and my old Nintendo worked like new, because I have a Dr. Mario hankering that's becoming rather problematic. 

If this comes across as a bit negative, good. The youth of our nation need to dream big and follow those dreams by working hard and dedicating themselves to an end goal. 

Unless that dream is a date with a celebrity, because then you are just wasting all of our time. 

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