Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Become Proud Parents of Baby Boy Camden Jack

The Chicago Bears' family grew by a total of one as quarterback Jay Cutler and his reality-TV fiancee Kristin Cavallari welcomed a baby boy into the world. 

Cavallari did the breaking of the news when she hopped onto Twitter and told the world the great news. Kind of like what Rafiki did with Simba at the start of The Lion King, but in less than 140 characters. 

Here is the magical tweet:

"

We are thrilled to welcome Camden Jack Cutler into the world. He was born this morning weighing 7lbs 9oz. Everyone is doing great!

— Kristin Cavallari (@KristinCav) August 8, 2012"

Remember when the two broke up, with Jay Cutler walking out on the wedding mere days before the nuptials?

That seems like a Chicago Bears season away. Oh, right. 

Well, now the two crazy kids are producing offspring and giving him a name that guarantees he will be a part of high society, preferring aged scotch neat to whatever you are having. 

Camden Jack Cutler just sounds like a man who is better than you. He eats steak for breakfast, because by dinner, he is busy saving the world. 

I also imagine he will need to own a yacht at some point. 

For Cutler, a man who holds the record for never cracking a smile (citation not needed, just trust), we say congratulations. 

The usually mopey quarterback certainly has reason to be ear to ear from here on out. 

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