WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run a Successful Raw (Episode Five)

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my WWE Manual.

I run the Raw brand.

For Smackdown, go to Ray Bogusz.

For ECW, go to Anonymous Guy

Let's get the show on the road!!

(Fireworks go off and King and Cole welcome us)

King: Folks, welcome to Monday Night Raw!!! We have a very special match tonight as we will see Jericho face Randy Orton!!

Cole: Orton still believes that he should be contender as he has decided to go after Shawn Michaels. Orton is ready to prove to everyone that his loss at No Way Out was a fluke.

(Randy enters the ring followed by Legacy)

Orton: (steaming) Jericho, get out here!!! And bring the man who blind-sided my young friend here!!!(points at Rhodes)

Jericho and Goldberg walk down to the ring

Goldberg: What's wrong, boys? Not happy things aren't going your way?

Jericho: No, I think it's because THEY know their time will be up soon.

Orton: SHUT UP!!! Both of you will be taken care of tonight. Enjoy your fun while it lasts.

Goldberg: Oh, we are Randy. But what will we do for fun tonight?

Goldust gets into the ring with chairs and takes out Dibiase and Rhodes. Orton gets out but is speared by Goldberg.

Jericho: Surprise.

He applies the Walls of Jericho

Stephanie walks out.

Steph: Jericho!! Let go right now. Good. Now, tonight Goldberg and Goldust will team up to take on Legacy while you fight my man. Here's the kicker Jericho. If you lose, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

Jericho looks up angry.

We return from commercial.

Cryme Tyme is in the ring.

JTG: Hawkins, Ryder, get out here!!

They enter laughing.

Shad: Okay boys. You wan't a piece of us? Well you've got it!

Ryder: Sorry, kids. We're taking on the Colons Friday and want to be ready, but we know who will take you on.

Miz and Morrison come out from behind with the Slammys and knock out Cryme Tyme.

Miz: Ref get out here!!!

1..2..3!! Miz and Morrison sneak a win from the tag champs!!!!

APA is shown backstage.

Bradshaw: See Ron, that's what I can't stand about these young punks. They think they should just sneak up for the win. They won't take on the champs head on.

Farooq: Well John, maybe it's time we do something about that.

Hawkins and Ryder walk into view, only to be attacked by APA.

Bradshaw: Learn some respect, boys. If you want to help your sleepover friends cheat, you'll have to take us on!

We see a Highlight Reel from earlier tonight made by Jericho attacking Michaels verbally.

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Back from commercial, we see Candice standing in the ring.

Candice: Hello boys!!! And girls. I am obviously your woman's champion. Not only am I the best wrestler, but I am the best looking. I am strong and sexy. I am built and beutiful. I am destructive and DEVINE.

Kelly Kelly comes out.

KK: Candice, you may be the champion, but you definitely aren't the best looking. But let's give the fans a chance to decide.

Kelly gets in the ring and King jumps in excited.

King: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! WE'RE HAVING A DANCE OFF!!!!!! Okay kids, you know the rules.

Kelly performs to the point where she's covered by a towel by King (reminds you of the expose days)

Candice does the same but she stops before going too far and hits Kelly with the belt.

King: WOW!!!!I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!!!!THE WINNER IS CANDICE MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are taken away from King's seizures to Goldberg

Goldberg: Listen. I think we can take these punks. Actually I know we can. But let's play with their heads a little bit.

Goldust turns around.

Goldust: What do you mean, Bill?

Goldberg: Well, Dustin. You are the King of head games around here. Well, besides Kane.

Goldust: Point?

Goldberg: What can I do?

Goldust: I have an idea. hahahahaha

Ryan Braddock and Kizarny vs. Dolph Ziggler and Mike Knox

King: These four men all competed last week against each other. Mike Knox barely beat Ryan Braddock and Kizarny destroys Dolph Ziggler. Who will cooperate best tonight?

Cole: My guess is the team of Dolph and Knox.

Dolph and Knox enter the ring as Kizarny and Braddock are already there.

The match begins as Zarny and Ziggler brawl it out. Then Zarny stomps out Ziggler. He walks off but Zigg catches his leg and applies a leg lock.

Zarny breaks out and tags Braddock. He takes out both opponents and sets up for a big lariat on Zigg. Zigg ducks, tags in Knox and gets hit by the lariat.

Zarny takes Zigg outside and Knox hits the Knox Driver on Braddock. 1..2..3 This is the second week in a row that Braddock falls short to Mike Knox.

Commercial.

We return to see Legacy in the ring.

Both Gold's come out, and both are in Gold paint. Legacy is confused as they enter the ring.

Legacy vs Goldberg and Goldust (Tornado Tag)

Goldberg tries to get a quick spear but they move out the way. Rhodes rolled into a clothesline from Goldust. Goldust takes him outside while Dibiase has Bill in an inverted dragon sleeper.

Bill breaks out and slams him on the ground. He then puts him up top. We hear an OOOOO from the crowd as a closeup of Rhodes out cold is shown.

Goldberg superplexes Dibiase and Goldust comes in. Theref looks at Rhodes but Dibiase low blows both of the Golden ones. 1..2.. not enough.

They get up and pound on Dibiase for about ten minutes. Then he is tossed into the corner and hit with a Shattered Dreams. He stumbles out into a spear. 1..2..3 Legacy again falls short. What is happening to Legacy?

Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho

Orton walks to the ring slowly taking his time. He looks like he has a plan.

Jericho makes his entrance and the crowd explodes. He comes down and out of nowhere Stephanie McMahon comes down with a chair and knocks out Jericho.

She tosses the #1 contender in and Orton punts him in the head. Then he hits the RKO. 1..2..3

Steph: Jericho. hahahahaahaha. YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: What the hell? This is ridiculous, Cole!

Cole: I don't believe it!!! Jericho was just cheated out of a title shot and out of a job!!

King: Son of a bi....

Cole: King think of what you're doing.

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