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Kentucky Derby Odds, Pick a Pony

Dan Boone
Feb 21, 2009

"The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse."
- Jacqueline Kennedy

Doesn't the Kentucky Derby make ye think Spring? Hearing those hoofs pound makes the spring birds sing.

When pretty Persephone pokes her precious head out of Hades usually her first words are dearest Mother who do you like in the Derby this year?

What ye think your winter was rough? Poor Persephone been in the bleak Underworld bedding down with the Lord of Hell all winter long the least Momma can do is give her a winner.

But if ye can not get to Greece to get the Eleusinian Mysteries Superfecta special the best bet is to follow the early races or pick a pony whose name strikes ye.

Can Captain Candyman Can bring the sweets home? If anyone can the Candy Man can.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Yes, the Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man

What's The Derby without a little Rat Pack, huh?

Dunkirk is a suddenly every-ones favorite but remember Dunkirk was a retreat, a very successful retreat, but a retreat none the less. Beware the horse might run backwards.

And Break Water Edison? The old light bulb man was a meanie who enjoyed electrocuting poor beasts. Giggling old Edison once gleefully fried an elephant named Topsy so shocking a horse would be cruel child's play for the demented electro man.

Pass on Edison Bad Karma. Bad Mojo. Call PETA. Whatever a horse should not have Edison in itsย  name. Wait for the Tesla horse.

Flying Pegasus now that sounds lucky but just remember Pegasus threw his last jockey, Bellerophon, badly. Hubris can be a bitch. One minute ye be reaching the heights of Mount Olympus and the next a gadfly gets ye.

But if the Pegasus pony wins for ye remember to salute the stars.

Old Fashioned still stands as the favorite and ye know favorites seldom win the Derby. Its always a cold Kentucky reign for Derby favorites.

Hit if Elvis!

Kentucky rain keeps pouring down
And up aheads another town
That Ill go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,
Searchin for you
In the cold kentucky rain,

In the cold kentucky rain

Keep an eye on the Pioneer of the Nile, California Bob Baffert is overdue for a winner.

And give some love to Giant Oak because everyone knows Oak is a lucky spring wood.

What no love for Parade Clown? How much fun would it be to stand at the finish line screaming Come On Clown! Come On Clown!

A Horse! A Horse my Kingdom for a winning Horse!

2009 - KENTUCKY DERBY
ย ย ย 
ODDS TO WIN
Tue 4/28ย  9:00PM (EST)

101ย ย  A.P. Cardinalย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +8000ย ย 
102ย ย  Alma d'Oroย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +7000ย ย 
103ย ย  American Danceย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +7000ย ย 
104ย ย  Atomic Rainย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +7000ย ย 
105ย ย  Bear's Rocketย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +5500ย ย 
106ย ย  Beethovenย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2200ย ย 
107ย ย  Big Dramaย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3500ย ย 
108ย ย  Bittel Roadย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4500ย ย 
109ย ย  Break Water Edisonย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4000ย ย 
110ย ย  Capt. Candyman Canย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +1800ย ย 
111ย ย  Captain Cherokeeย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4000ย ย 
112ย ย  Chocolate Candyย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3000ย ย 
113ย ย  Cribnoteย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +6000ย ย 
114ย ย  Danger to Societyย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4500ย ย 
115ย ย  Dunkirkย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +1200ย ย 
116ย ย  Flat Outย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2800ย ย 
117ย ย  Flying Pegasusย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3200ย ย 
118ย ย  Free Countryย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +5500ย ย 
119ย ย  Friesan Fireย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2000ย ย 
120ย ย  Giant Oakย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2200ย ย 
121ย ย  Haynesfieldย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3500ย ย 
122ย ย  Hello Broadwayย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4000ย ย 
123ย ย  Imperial Councilย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3500ย ย 
124ย ย  Indygo Mountainย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4500ย ย 
125ย ย  I Want Revengeย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4500ย ย 
126ย ย  Jack Sprattย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +7500ย ย 
127ย ย  Masalaย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4000ย ย 
128ย ย  Midshipmanย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2000ย ย 
129ย ย  Mr. Fantasyย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3000ย ย 
130ย ย  Notonthesamepageย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4500ย ย 
131ย ย  Nowhere to Hideย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +5000ย ย 
132ย ย  Old Fashionedย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +1000ย ย 
133ย ย  Papa Clemย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2800ย ย 
134ย ย  Parade Clownย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +7000ย ย 
135ย ย  Patenaย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2500ย ย 
136ย ย  Perfect Songย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +7000ย ย 
137ย ย  Pioneerof the Nileย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +1500ย ย 
138ย ย  Poltergeistย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +6500ย ย 
139ย ย  Professor Zย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +8500ย ย 
140ย ย  Silver Cityย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4000ย ย 
141ย ย  Stardom Boundย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2000ย ย 
142ย ย  Take the Pointsย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4500ย ย 
143ย ย  Taqarubย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3000ย ย 
144ย ย  Terrainย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4000ย ย 
145ย ย  The Pamplemousseย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2800ย ย 
146ย ย  Theregoesjojoย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2800ย ย 
147ย ย  This Ones for Philย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2800ย ย 
148ย ย  Uno Masย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4500ย ย 
149ย ย  Vineyard Havenย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2500ย ย 
150ย ย  West Side Bernieย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +4000ย ย 
151ย ย  Desert Partyย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +2500ย ย 
152ย ย  Warrior's Rewardย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3500ย ย 
153ย ย  Rachel Alexandraย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย  +3000ย ย 

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
- W C Fields