When you were busy eating the last mini-donut from the sleeve, this bro was busy getting jacked and breaking world records.
This guy is as close as we get to a real-life superhero, his power a devastating ability to jump so high you are mesmerized for at least 15 seconds.
According to the video description on YouTube, this fitness aficionado just did something no one had done before, jump 64 inches from a standing position, a world record.
That description asserts he broke the record held by Jonas Huusom of Denmark who jumped 58.27 inches in August of 2011.
Sounds like Huusom was just a lazy, unimaginative guy.
There is also this post on All Things Gym which gives us a little more information, more specifically this beast's name, Kevin Bania.
This is what happens when this guy finally cracks?
If you like this video, you will love everything this guy has at his YouTube channel, especially his ability to jump higher off one leg than I jog off two.
Get this guy to London and get him into the pole vault. Screw the pole though, he doesn't need it.
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