The Worst Facial Hair in Hockey History

Hockey players sporting facial hair. It is usually something only done during playoff time, but some wear it all year round. Some players' facial hair looks good, and it was meant to be there. Some of them are just unruly, and no one wants to look at it.

In the '70s and beforehand, facial hair was everywhere, and most of the time it was good, so you won't see many players from those eras on this list.

What you will see is some pretty bad whiskers. Let's get started.

Sidney Crosby

You know, for the face of the game, Sidney Crosby doesn't really have a nice one during hockey's most important time.

Dustin Brown

The most recent captain to lead his team to the Stanley Cup, Dustin Brown and his beard, if you can call it that, were everywhere.

Jonathan Toews

Gotta love the mutton chops. Or do I?

Tyler Seguin

Mutton Chops + Mustache + Soul Patch = Horrible

Tomas Kaberle

Put a lab coat on him, and you have an instant mad scientist.

Patrick Kane

Okay, horrible looking beard aside, is he trying to eat the Cup?

Marc-Andre Fleury

See Kaberle slide.

Jordan Staal

Since when do the Amish play hockey?

Mike Ricci

Maybe it's not the beard, but Mike Ricci just looks creepy.

Logan Couture

I don't know, that beard just doesn't look right for Logan Couture.

Valterri Filppula

In any other color, this beard would be good. Blond, no.

Markus Peinter

When did Hollywood Hulk Hogan play hockey?

George Parros

I'll admit, when George Parros is sporting only the mustache, he has some of the best facial hair in hockey. Add any more hair, though, and it becomes one of the worst.

Lanny McDonald

Lanny McDonald walks a fine line when it comes to his facial hair. Some might say he crosses it; some might not. To be perfectly honest, I don't know I where I stand on this one.

(Sorry, loyalty to a former Maple Leaf.)

Daniel & Henrik Sedin

Henrik, Daniel. I know you're twins, but does your facial hair have to be identical as well?

Jaromir Jagr

I don't even know what to say about this one other than it's bad. It's just...just...bad.

Scott Niedermayer

Maybe if the beard was a solid brown it would be good. I just can't stand multi-colored beards.

Ken Daneyko

Both of these players could be on the list, but Ken Daneyko takes the cake here for the same reasons as Niedermayer.

Bill Flett

It's just too big.

Mike Commodore

It looks like a big red bomb went off on Mike Commodore's face.