Rob Gronkowski Meets a Virgin During Magical Night on FOX's "The Choice"

This is a classic tale of boy meets girl, turns his automated chair to see what she looks like and going with her on a B-List celebrity date. You know, classic. 

We tip our virtual hats in Busted Coverage's direction for a pair of videos they are flaunting that are just too good for words. 

The New England Patriots' resident bro was on FOX's newest dating show called The Choice. 

NESN wraps up nicely what this show is all about. 

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...celebrities choose who they'd like to get to know better, but they have to make that choice without seeing the suitors. A group of four celebrities hears the suitor's best "pitch," and then pulls the "love handle" to spin their chairs around to see the actual suitor. If more than one pulls the love handle, then the suitor must choose between the celebrities that pull the handle.

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It's like The Voice, but with more Cool Water cologne. 

This edition featured Gronk, Rob Kardashian and Dean Cain, a man who played Superman in the 50's, or so I remember it. 

What's a girl to do with such a treasure trove of masculine marvels?

Here is the first video of Gronk reacting to a contestant revealing something very private. 

Yes, she is a virgin and Gronk seems absolutely flabbergasted by this news, like someone finding out they still make Nintendo cartridges. 

The second video shows the conclusion to what must be an Emmy-winning episode. Gronkowski has his choice of two beautiful women, and fakes one of the two out. 

Yes, he pulls the 'ol dipsy-doodle as he feigns interest to Myrna, only to go with Elle in the end. 

Oh, no way!

Yeah, there isn't much controversy there, but it's Gronk being Gronk on a very Gronk TV show. By my math, that makes this the best broscapade of all time. 

You also now need to take a shower for having seen it. 

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