Charlie Sheen Unable to Manage Anger, Gets Kicked Out of L.A. Kings Game

Charlie Sheen likes to smoke, has only a passing affinity for hockey and doesn't like to play by the rules. Yes, the world seems to be pretty much in order. 

The Stanley Cup resumed on Wednesday night with celebrities and porn stars alike coming out to watch the L.A. Kings eventually lose to the New Jersey Devils, 3-1. 

One superstar that decided he would grace the thousands in attendance with his appearance was Charlie Sheen. 

The former Two and a Half Men and current Anger Management star was at the game, but not for the whole thing. You see, he took a smoke break that cost him expensive seats and a chance to see the biggest event in La La Land on Wednesday. 

TMZ reports that the oft-troubled actor went outside to have a smoke (perfectly fine) and then tried to re-enter the Staples Center (not perfectly fine). 

Oh, I get it. So this is the line we are going to make sure Charlie Sheen doesn't cross. 

I don't get you, world. 

The report has a video that shows a visibly irate Sheen going off on the attendant that wouldn't let him in. Reportedly, he offered up some gems like this after he was sent off: "You know what? F***ing blow my balls, alright, you f***ing a******."

He is a true poet that may just be misunderstood. 

There is also this video that features Sheen making his way into the Staples Center initially. There are moments of NSFW language. You may want to skip past the 30-second intro as well. 

The video does start with Sheen being asked who his team was. He answers that he isn't a hockey guy but, of course, has to root for the Kings. 

I am sure diehard fans who could barely afford the TV to watch the game appreciated this little tidbit. 

The best part of the whole video was the end, as you can clearly see on the glass that there is no re-entry into Staples Center.

The video, provided at TMZ, clearly shows an attendant who was just following the rules and wasn't really swayed by star power.

To recap, Sheen is still not a huge hockey fan but remains a huge something else. The world, meanwhile, continues to turn.

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