WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run a Successful Raw: Episode Two

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to My Manual On How To Run Raw!! If you haven't kept up with the show last week, let me put you up to speed:

Stephanie McMahon betrayed her father with a kiss with Orton last week, causing Shane McMahon to come out of hiding. Kane, Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, and CM Punk qualified for the Elimination Chamber. Cryme Tyme won the tag team championships.

Goldust showed his brother a lesson last week, beating Cody Rhodes in a match.
Shane McMahon sneak attacked Randy Orton and almost hit the coast to coast before he rolled out the ring.

Okay, let's get started.

King and Cole welcome the fans to another episode of Raw, and they both sound excited. Why? because tonight's main event will be Randy Orton and legacy partner Cody Rhodes versus two wrestlers of Shane McMahon's choice. Oh, and it's a special referee match...With Shane as the ref!!!

Chris Jericho comes out and talks about how he was cheated out of his qualifying match last week. He complains until Stephanie comes out.

"Chris, you feel you were cheated, correct?"

"Yes Stephanie. That's the idea!!"

"Okay Chris, I'll give you another chance, you'll be fighting against...The Boogeyman."

The crowd goes crazy as Chris Jericho covers his mouth.

King: "Yea Jericho, you'd better keep that mouth covered, because the Boogeyman has a present for you"

ECQ Match: Chris Jericho vs Boogeyman

Chris is already in the ring and he looks like he is ready...until the Boogeyman's music plays. But, where is he? He isn't at the entrance ramp. Apparently Jericho was thinking the exact same thing, and then The Boogyman hits him from behind with an unorthodox reverse lariat.

Jericho has no idea what hit him, and as he stumbles back to his feet, Boogy lands a huge dropkick that knocks Jericho into the turnbuckle. Boogy attempts his cross body, but Jericho gets out the way and hits an enziguri. He then goes for the Codebreaker, but Boogy slams him into the turnbuckle.

He then finally catches Jericho with that cross body. As he sets up for the Boogy Slam Jericho slips out gets a roll up for the win. But he isn't out of harms way yet, and Boogy hits his Boogy Slam followed by some worms down his throat.

King then explains the lineup for the Chamber. It will be John Cena, Kane, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio, and Chris Jericho.

No. 1 Contender's Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Well, it's time to determine who will take on CM Punk next week for the Intercontinental Championship. Kofi Kingston will be taking on Ted Dibiase. Dibiase is already in the ring as Kofi Kingston enters.

The crowd erupts as he makes his way down the ramp. Ted decides to get a cheap shot before the match starts as he calls down someone, and who else but Cody Rhodes. Cody runs down the ramp with a steel chair and hits Kofi in the head.

Cody looks up only to see Goldust grab Dibiase and hit the Curtain Call. He then chases Cody away and Kofi jumps in and pins Dibiase.

In the back we see Shane McMahon in the office talking to two wrestlers, who we can't see. He talks about how it was such a huge embarrassment to see Steph and Randy in that ring together. He says he has hired the two of these men to stop Orton's Legacy.

The men leave and Shane looks pleased.

Divas Match: Beth Phoenix vs Mickie James

Mickie comes into the ring jumping up and down as usual. She gets down to the ring and turns around to see Beth's entrance. Santino is accompanying her and has what looks like a Beth flag.

The match begins with a lockup with Beth getting the power over Mickie. Beth got in a few shots in the turnbuckle. She tried to hit a clothesline but Mickie stops her and hits her modified hurricannrana. She is getting pumped up as she gets ready for a flurry of clotheslines. 

Finally, Mickie goes for the Mick Kick, but Beth dodges and jumps off the ropes into a cross body for a two-count.  She then goes back into the ropes to try to hit an elbow, but amazingly Santino catches beth and she turns around. She starts to yell, but when she turns around Mickie catches her with the kick for the three count.

TLC Tag Match: Morrisson and Miz vs Cryme Tyme- Tag Team Championship

The former tag champs want revenge against their rivals.  Cryme Tyme and the former champs both make their way down to the ring. As Cryme Tyme enters Miz and Morrisson have this look of anger and desperation.

Before Cryme Tyme make it to the ring, they are attacked by the high flying former tag champs. They then grab some chairs and start a swingin' away. Shad and JTG are both out cold as they are tossed back into the ring.

Miz and Morrisson grab the ladders and start climbing up for the titles, but the champs knock over the ladders and the contenders fall into already set up tables.

They drag the motionless bodies of Miz and Morrisson and lay them on top of each other. Then the big man jumps onto the turnbuckle and does an odd looking diving elbow. Shad and JTG then go for the G9 on Morrisson but Miz trips up JTG and Morrisson drops Shad with a kick to the legs.

They grab the ladders again, obviously wanting the match to be over as quickly as possible. When they climb up to the top, they don't see tag titles, they see toy tag titles.

They come back down for some redemption, but the Boyz from tha Hood react in time and get out the way of the assault. Then JTG hits Miz with a chair, and he and Shad land G9. They then climb up the ladder and grab the fake championships, and pull the real ones from out under their shirts. The former champs were not only outsmarted, but outmatched by the new champs.

Main Event: Orton and Rhodes vs ???

Legacy comes out looking prepared followed by Stephanie. They are in the ring waiting when a certain music plays.....
WELL I"LL BE DAMNED!!!!!

That's right people. APA is back in business. JBL and Farooq walk down to the ring looking ready for a fight. They get into the ring, and Randy tries a quick punt, but JBL hits a clothesline on him before he can even get in position.

Rhodes tries to bail, but Farooq grabs him and lands a fall away slam. Looks like Legacy has hit a pothole in their road to ruin the McMahons.

We return from commercial and JBL is on the ground as Cody has a single boston crab locked in on his side. Orton looks in JBL's face and laughs, but JBL reverses the submission and starts to get back on his feet.

Rhodes goes for a low dropkick, but JBL catches him and then big boots Orton off the ropes and tosses Rhodes across the ring. He tags in Farooq.

JBL hits Rhodes with a Clothesline From Hell, and then Farooq drops him with the Dominator. Randy tries to break up the pin, but JBl clostheline's him out of his boots. They get the 1-2-3 and JBL raises Farooq's hand.

Randy runs in and stares down JBL. He then spits in his face....bad idea, because he punches Randy's lights out, then sets him up for a coast to coast and Shane appears out of the crowd and lands it. As they walk away, Farooq grabs a mic, waits about three minutes, and then says...DAMN!!!!

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