Chicago Cubs Ball Girl: The Fine Art of Getting Digits from the Bullpen

Being a Chicago Cubs ball girl comes with certain perks, one of which may very well be getting in touch with the opposition to get your flirt on. 

The good people at Busted Coverage direct our attention to a video feed that captured a Cubbies ball girl writing down a missive and then sending it off with an usher, presumably to a Braves player.  

It's not like a Cubs fan would ever want to date a Chicago ballplayer. 

It was a scene that played out just like the movie The Natural (minus Glen Close, Robert Redford and that fat kid that stood awkwardly as Roy Hobbs tried to bat). 

Here is the video which includes a ball girl sitting, a note being written and some old dudes being creepy behind the scenes. 

The video feed comes courtesy of the Uverse Cubs Multi-View, and the voice at the end of the video is Cubs announcer Bob Brenly, via the YouTube description. 

Brenly wonders openly whether the ball girl was sending the digits towards the opposition dugout with the usher. 

It's at this point that we wonder why the video feed was transfixed on the poor girl for precisely too long. 

This has me a tad creeped out to enter any stadium where random cameras recording all the action might lurk. Seeing as how I am not an attractive female but a handsome and incredibly charming male, I should be safe. 

As for the Braves, we tip our hats in their general direction. 

I understand that playing the 12-17 Cubs can be as boring as listening to Charlie Manuel discuss anything, so I can see where you might resort to picking up on any female that may be on the field. 

If you want to truly grasp the fine art of hitting on chicks while you play a baseball game, it's simple. You send the usher to do it.

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