What to Expect from UFC 94

You knew it was coming, and here it is. This is what I expect from UFC 94:

Expect Georges St. Pierre to beat BJ Penn in a four-round war.

Expect Georges St. Pierre's next fight to be at UFC 100 against Thiago Alves.

Expect BJ Penn to officially be done competing at welterweight.

Expect BJ's next opponent to be Kenny Florian at UFC 99.

Expect Lyoto Machida to eke out another decision win.

Expect Machida to finally get his title shot.

Expect Thiago Silva to be extremely frustrated by Lyoto's fighting style.

Expect Stephan Bonnar to lose in his return.

Expect Jon Jones to get a higher-profile fighter in his next bout.

Expect Karo Parysian to impress in his return. Look for a second-round KO.

Expect Nick Diaz to submit Clay Guida in the second round.

Expect Nick Diaz to win submission of the night honors.

Expect Clay Guida to beat up Nick in the first two rounds.

Expect Jon Fitch to send a message in his fight. That message will be "F*** You, Dana!!"

Expect three people to disagree with me completely. One of those be my usual hater (no names)!

Expect Dana to announce UFC 98's main event to be Lesnar/Mir II, although we all knew it was.

Expect Carlos Condit to be in the crowd. (Condit/Kampmann at UFN 18!!!)

Expect Manny Gamburyan to lose by another first-round KO. He'll last longer than his previous bout.

Expect Matt Arroyo to submit Dan Cramer in the third round.

Expect GSP to be "Not Impressed By BJ's Performance!" Just kidding, but I love that quote.

QUICK RANDOM THOUGHTS

Is it me or is anyone else getting angry at Amir Sadollah?

UFN 17 went from awesome to average in one week.

Condit is now in the UFC!!!! Is anyone else as stoked as me?

UFC 100 is July 11, 2009. I'm glad they didn't do the whole Fourth of July idea. I'm a pyro and a UFC fan! I'd be torn!

Cerrone/Varner II! That fight was awesome. That lump on Cerrone's head was HUGE!

Jens Pulver, please retire. No disrespect, but you're done, my friend.

Urijah Faber looked impressive, but again, Jens is way past his prime.

If WEC is going to most likely cut their welterweight division, why not bring in a women's division?

Fedor/Barnett? Fedor actually looked human in that Arvloski fight. Then he snapped back into super-human mode and KO'd him.

Arvloski/Buentello II anyone?

Dan Lauzon needs to come into the UFC. I think he's a beast.

Garcia/Brown should be a great fight. As for the card, the jury is still out.

Matt Linland got destroyed by Vitor Belfort. It looks like he wouldn't have done so great against Anderson Silva.

GO CARDINALS!!!!

I'm Outro

That's all for now. Thanks for reading!