The Philadelphia Eagles: The Almost Super Bowl Champs

Came across this email today...

This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:

• Donovan McNabb's regurgitations in 3-D
• TO's unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout
• A primer on Andy Reid's famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss
• Lorenzo Booker—Brian Westbrook's Heir Apparent

But wait—if you order now, we'll throw in the Reid and McNabb "Football Fundamentals" series:

- Time management
- The two-minute drill
- Winning the big game
- What to do 10 years into a five-year plan
- How to run a balanced offense

But wait—there's more! The first 100 buyers will get a bonus DVD featuring:

- In-depth biographies of the Eagles' first round picks in 2007 and 2008
- "Where Are They Now?"—Reno Mahe, Todd Pinkston, and Freddie Mitchell discuss why no other team but the Eagles would have them
- Tales from the Turnstile: The Winston Justice Story
- Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust: A Short History of Kick Returner Jeremy Bloom

We can't run a deal like this all day. But if you promise to tell a friend about this DVD, we'll include 90 minutes of propaganda from the Eagles Minister of Information, Dave Spadaro!