Christian Cage: How Many Variations Of The Same Story Must We Read?

CHRISTIAN CAGE IS RETURNING TO THE WWE!! WHAT! I HAD NO IDEA!!

Hello B/R AkD is back with another article. My time on here has been great. I've read great articles and had great debates with fellow writers. However, this is the first time I'm angry...more like aggravated. It's a good thing that WWE has everyone mouths going like horse powered engines. More discussions, debates, comments, and articles results from this. However for almost two weeks, (I'm not even sure) i've been in the twilight zone. B/R had been plagued by overwhelming Christian Cage articles.  Numerous articles on the same guy is alright but come on people I think we really know whats going on here...or do we? "Christian Cage at the Rumble", "When will Christian Cage return", "Christian Cage Spoilers", "Christian Cage's possible story angle", "Christian Interferes at the rumble" etc. How many time must we hear different variations of the same old story!? It's like Cinderella. How many DVD's/ remakes did we made? I think many people have speculated Christian's return, heck I thought of him as soon as Hardy missed Survivor Series. Article on this guy pops up every time you blink and there are at least 3-5 articles a day. Unfortunately the story is the same. They continue to be published over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over......and over again. Wait! I found a different Cage article!...Nope just the same ol' story. The only difference is the title of the article. It's like Vitamin Water...the same water just different food coloring."When will Christian Cage sign with WWE"? "Big update on Christian Cage"! I got some breaking news and a big Cage update of my own...STOP WRITING THE SAME STORY. We know he is Hardy's attacker, we know he will be involved to Edge in some way, we know he'll show up at the Rumble or the Smackdown following it. It is exhausting, boring, and a waste of time. I felt this article was very much necessary and I'm open to criticism like always. My question is why? Do you want more reads? More comments? As a speak I'm certain someone is probably getting ready to write up and or about to publish another article on how Cage will show up at the rumble, or how he's involved with Edge. Now that I have got this off my chest I think i'll laugh now. Why? Beacuse there will be another Cage article on the same thing. But i'll leave you with one thing. SHHHH!!! Its a secret between you guys and me. Wanna know? Alright here goes...CHRISTIAN CAGE HAS SIGNED WITH THE WWE. Just in case people aren't that bright that previous sentence about Cage signing with the WWE is a what I call Humor, Sarcasm , and the SAME...OLD..STORY.