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Rob Gronkowski: I Would Take Tim Tebow's Virginity
April 13, 2012
New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is having the mother of all offseasons. After a torrid spring break that saw Gronk on almost every notable beach in the Pan American region, his urges still haven't been stifled.
In this undated video (via the Twitter account of SI.com's Jimmy Traina), Gronk is presented with the time-honored "F, Marry, Kill" question that we all know and love. When given a list of three people, one must decide which person he or she would most like to engage in coitus, in matrimony, or in murder.
Gronk's list: New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, blue-haired television star Betty White, and Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow.
After laughs from the assembled audience, the 22-year-old's first response brought cheers. "I would have Tebow just to take his virginity."
After that, marrying Rex Ryan seems like a walk in the park.
