Rob Gronkowski: I Would Take Tim Tebow's Virginity

Josh Zerkle@JoshZerkleChief Writer IIIApril 13, 2012

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 05:  Rob Gronkowski #87 of the New England Patriots speaks to the media after losing to the New York Giants during Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana.  (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)
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New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is having the mother of all offseasons. After a torrid spring break that saw Gronk on almost every notable beach in the Pan American region, his urges still haven't been stifled.

In this undated video (via the Twitter account of SI.com's Jimmy Traina), Gronk is presented with the time-honored "F, Marry, Kill" question that we all know and love. When given a list of three people, one must decide which person he or she would most like to engage in coitus, in matrimony, or in murder. 

Gronk's list: New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, blue-haired television star Betty White, and Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow

After laughs from the assembled audience, the 22-year-old's first response brought cheers. "I would have Tebow just to take his virginity." 

After that, marrying Rex Ryan seems like a  walk in the park.

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