140-Character NBA Power Rankings
The NBA playoffs are just four weeks away, and things, including the playoff picture, are certainly heating up in the NBA.
While there's no better way to assess the balance of power in the NBA than with a power ranking of all 30 NBA teams, it's time to switch things up just a little bit.
Instead of sticking to the normal power rankings, with analysis of every NBA team, you'll find a ranking of every team, with a 140-character tweet that reflects the current state of their franchise.
If every NBA team was honest enough to tweet how they really felt about their season, here's exactly how those tweets would look.
30. @Bobcats - RT @AnthonyDavis If the Bobcats get the No. 1 pick, I'm leaving the country. #Should'veStayedInSchool #EyeBrowsing
29. @Wizards - RT @WizardsManagement Wait, we're paying Rashard Lewis how much? No one ran that past us! #D'oh! #AgentZero
28. @Hornets - Hey @Clippers, is it cool if we go back on that whole CP3 trade thing? #WorstTradeEver #NoTakeBacks
27. @Cavaliers - @PatRiley, we're still good for trading you four 2012 draft picks for LeBron right? Turns out we really miss that guy. #Witness #I'mNotCrying
26. @Warriors - RT @JoeLacob My bad Warriors fans, I got Stephen Curry and Monta Ellis confused. Traded the wrong dude. #EpicFail
25. @Nets - #Truth @TheRealD12, So when you opted-in with Magic for next year, that was just a joke right? #We'reLostWithoutYou
24. @Pistons - @MettaWorldPeace, Yo you want to come back for Rd. 2 of brawl at Palace of Auburn Hills? We need something to get excited about. #Desperate
23. @Raptors - ATTN: Raptors fans, Rest of 2011-12 season is canceled, as no one in Toronto cares about basketball. #NHLPlayoffs #Mediocrity
22. @Kings - Another year, another lottery pick that we're going to blow on an overrated player like Bradley Beal. #WeNeverLearn
21. @Timberwolves - @Dr.Oz, you got any magical healing powers for @RickyRubio? We're lost without him. #SpanishSensation #LoveForMVP
20. @Sixers - #Choke Anyone have a time machine we can use? We left our talent back in the first half of the NBA season. #NBAPlayoffsAreOverrated
19. @Trail Blazers - #PreachIt RT @NateMcMillan See Portland, I told you I wasn't the only reason why the Trail Blazers suck. #GoingNowhereFast
18. @Bucks - Shout-out to @76ers, We're loving the choke job your doing, keep up the good work and we'll take your playoff spot. #BucksInPlayoffs
17. @Jazz - #Where'sDevinHarris Would the real @DevinHarris please stand up and remember how to run the point? #PlayoffHopesFading
16. @Suns - #TRUTH RT @SteveNash Just imagine what I could do if you listened to me and gave me real talent to work with.
15. @Nuggets - @Wizards, remind us why we traded for @JaValeMcGee one more time—was it his sub-par offensive talent? #HangingOnForDearLife #PlayoffBubble
14. @Mavericks - RT @JasonTerry Seriously glad I didn't get another NBA Championship Trophy tattoo. #LosingStreak #TooOld
13. @Magic - #GirlDrama ATTN: Magic fans, Wed. night, Howard vs. Van Gundy in a cage match, winner stays on the team, loser becomes team mascot.
12. @Rockets - #WinningStreak Hey remember that time when we thought we needed Pau Gasol? #LowryIsBack
11. @Knicks - RT @TheRealMelo, I told you this whole #Linsanity thing was holding me back, 31.5 PPG in past five games. #CarryingTheKnicks
10. @Hawks - #LovingLife Shout out to @NBA for loading the second half of our schedule with easy wins. @Bobcats @Raptors @Pistons
9. @Grizzlies - Hey @Heat @Mavericks @Thunder @Lakers, now you know why we're called the Giant Killers. #WestCoastSwag
8. @Clippers - RT @JackNicholson Yo Clipper Darrell, can you make me one of those Clippers suits? Lob City is for real. #BattleForLA
7. @Pacers - @NBA, how did we get to be the 3rd seed in the Eastern Conference Playoffs? #Untested #Overrated
6. @Celtics - #AgeBeforeBeauty @76ers, thanks for helping us show everyone that it's not how you start, it's how you finish #PlayoffPush
5. @Lakers - #Immature Hmm...wonder who's going to be Bynum's cheap-shot victim in this year's playoffs, maybe @LuisScola? #FirstRoundEjection
4. @Bulls - #True Overall No.1 seeds in the NBA playoffs are seriously overrated anyway, as long as we've got @C.J.Watson, we'll be fine. #TradeRose
3. @Thunder - To take, or not to take the No. 1 seed in the West: that is the question. #NBAFinalsLock #FearTheBeard
2. @Heat - #MVP RT @LeBron Yo @DWade, should we start playing for real yet, or just wait until the playoffs? #NotOne,NotTwo,NotThree,NotFour...
1. @Spurs - Jamming out to Aretha's "Respect" in the locker room, cause all we're asking is for a little respect. #WeAreTheBest #BeastsOfWest





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