Come to Think of It...Can You Guess Who I Am?

I can be just as easily found in a church or a bar

I am forgiving by nature but don't push me too far.

I come from all countries, cities and towns

I build you up and I'll tear you down.

I pay the bills, wash the dishes and clean the floor

You don't show me enough love yet I come back for more.

You lie and you cheat and you do awful things

But I still love all the joy that you bring.

I am the reason millionaires are playing a game

You ain't no role model but I love you the same.

I sometimes stand bare-chested out in the cold

Spelling out your names big and bold.

I hate math yet I study your numbers

I applaud your success and I hiss at your blunders.

I make copies of what you do without your express written consent

I just can't believe all the money I've spent.

My mood ebbs and flows with each win or loss

I play hooky on days I call in sick to the boss.

I pay exhorbitant prices for hot dogs and beer

I dare to hug strangers I'd otherwise never go near.

So who could I be, am I mouse or am I man?

I am invincible, I am a fan.