Wrestlemania 28: Flo Rida and Other Unfortunate Happenings at Big Event

Flo Rida made a fool of himself at WrestleMania, and Heath Slater was an even bigger goof. 

Why?

Because his only purpose was to be pushed down by the world's worse excuse for an MC.

Then to add insult to every viewer's injury, Flo Rida came out greased up like a Miami Ham performing two nauseating songs.

If this was some sort of audition as a fellow writer (Donny Wood) put it, it was lame as hell.

Flo wasn't the only person or thing the event could have done without.

Machine Gun What?

This little emo, industrial, punk, hip-hop band called Machine Gun Kelly, was just plain smelly. They should change their name to Vicious Limp Eyed Peas, because it's obvious they are trying to combine several genres. Only they are really bad at all of them.

Maybe I shouldn't judge them on this performance, but wow, how lame were they?

The crowd booed them profusely, and John Cena hadn't even appeared yet. Needless to say, I was not impressed.

Brodus and the Bridge Club (Raw Spoiler)

Really?

Clay came out just to call his momma. She turned out to be a young woman dressed as an elderly woman dancing about. She also brought her bridge club members with her.

About 16 beautiful women in old lady suits did nothing for me. Had they been allowed to perform those moves without their Madea outfits on, I would have been excited.

As it stood, it was a shameless way to include a rising star in the company's biggest attraction. 

Instead of including him in some sort of backstage promo or feud, Clay came out this way. The following night, Clay is linked up with Santino in an apparent feud waiting to happen with Jack Swagger and or Dolph Ziggler on Monday Night Raw.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to include Clay in the Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny match, instead of Booker T?

I love Booker, but who really needed that match more?

4 Divas and a Skid Mark

The match in itself was terrible. It was sloppy and poorly executed by everyone, even Beth Phoenix. To make matters worse, Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos rubbed their butts on Eve's face.

No, that wasn't the bad part.

The bad part was that nobody thought about the fact that Eve had on enough foundation to start new construction. That meant she was going to leave a brown stain on Maria's white pants after the butt to face action.

Let's see, brown foundation on the butt of a pair of white pants looks like what? Doo doo.

Poor planning, people.

This gave new meaning to crap your pants in this match.