UFC 93: Random Thoughts

So I'm guessing about 95 percent of you watched UFC 93, right? So you know the results, right?

Oh well...Here are my thoughts on UFC 93!

Denis Kang looked impressive, until he got submitted. He'll most likely get the under-card treatment his next fight.

Alan Belcher, despite what he thinks, will NEVER be ready for a title shot.

Marcus Davis and Chris Lytle put on a good show, but I hoped for more. It did get "co-fight of the night" honors, but I was still unsatisfied.

Rousimar Palhares looked average in his bout against J.Horn. I was "Not Impressed by his performance!" Jeremy Horn is still a scrappy fighter, who would be trouble for anybody.

Mark "Sylvester Stallone" Coleman really put on a good performance. Even though he gassed about two minutes into the first round, he stuck it out and almost stole this fight. Was it just me or did he look like Sylvester Stallone bald? He even sounded like him in his interview!

Shogun Rua looked bad, so bad that I'm thinking Chuck might beat him at UFC 97. He gassed about as quick as Coleman did, which would be normal if Coleman wasn't 44 years old! Coleman/Rua III anybody?

Dan Henderson looked good last night, he managed to pull out a split decision win. They had a three round somewhat bloody war! (Not bragging or anything.)

Hendo utilized his wrestling, and his chin in this fight. Now he's one win away from his re-match with Anderson Silva, but first he must escape Michael Bisping.

Rich Franklin looked good as well, he has nothing to be ashamed of. He took it to Hendo, but it didn't go in his favor. Not like he wanted to coach on TUF 9 anyways right? Seriously, who wanted to see Franklin/Silva 3?

Ace will be back at UFC 100 fighting at 205, like he wants to. He's not past his prime, or washed up, he just got beat (arguably).

Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg didn't annoy me too much last night. But I think Goldie wanted to make out with that Johnny Cash Tattoo.

Did that judge that scored Franklin/Henderson 30-27 do crack before sitting down? I was watching the same fight he was and had it 29-28 Hendo.

UFC 97 Liddell/Rua? Hmm...I'll take Liddell third round TKO. Yeah I said it!

UFC 96 Jackson/Jardine? How does this make any sense? Jackson has nothing to gain, excpet this makes him the "legit" no.1 contender, and he'll still be able to fight at UFC 100! Smart yet stupid move. If Jardine pulls the upset will he get a shot? No, because him and Rashad won't fight each-other.

I'll take Jackson by first round MURDER!!!

UFC 93 was pretty satisfying, but I'm glad I only paid $5 for it (bunch of friends). I don't think it was worth 50!

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