WWE Fantasy: Raw 3/25/12

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Opening Segment

Vince McMahon comes out to tart the show and gets a great reaction. He does his usual strut to the ring before grabbing a mic.

Vince: With WrestleMania just days away, I want to give you fans a great edition of Monday Night Raw. First off, tonight's main event will be a classic, as it will pit Shelton Benjamin and Randy Orton up against Seth Rollins and Drew McIntyre.

Secondly, I just want to clear up what happened last week. In the tag team match of Chris Masters and Drew McIntyre against Kassius Ohno and Shelton Benjamin, Chris and Drew thought they could take the easy way out. However, since day one, I have explained to numerous competitors that the easy way out just won't cut it anymore. And if you have a problem with it, you can shove it u---

Chris Masters interrupts McMahon and climbs in the ring.

Chris: Out of all people, you are the man that is preaching fairness and competition. When was the last time you tried to do something the right way? You are nothing more than a hypocritical, ignorant, money-lover. You can try to brainwash these fans into thinking you are a changed man, but I know that you are the same son of a b*tch boss who cheated his way to winning matches and stole the spotlight from deserving wrestlers. 

Vince: Masters, I have already told you that I will not be disrespected. If you want to come out here and run your mouth, it is fine by me as long as you are willing to pay the consequences for your actions. So tonight, you will be in a 3-on-1 handicap match again, opponent of my choosing.

Chris: Are you serious? I am sick and tired of you, Vince. You come out here each and every week, trying to push me down, but I refuse. You are trying to end me, but it ain't going to happen. You want to put me in a handicap match? That is fine by me because I will not until I put you back on the unemployment list.

Chris is about to leave the ring, but Vince stops him.

Vince: Where are you going? Your match is up next!

Vince chuckles before heading to the locker room, leaving Masters alone in the ring.

Match No. 1: Kassius Ohno+Joe Henning+David Otunga vs Chris Masters

Kassius leads his group down to the ring, and the three get a decent pop from the fans. Kassius starts out against Masters. The ref calls for the bell, and the match begins!

Chris quickly goes on the attack with a massive polish hammer. When Kassius gets to his feet, Masters lifts him up and connects with a front powerslam. Chris is in control as he picks Ohon up over his head and nails a gorilla press slam. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

With Ohno still down, Chris heads to the second rope. As Kassius gets up, Masters jumps off and hits a diving shoulder block, sending Ohno crashing back down to the mat. Chris isn't finished there, as he tries locking in the Master Lock, but Ohno quickly slips out. When Masters tries going back on the attack, he is hit with a Mafia Kick. Kassius quickly gets to his feet and continues his offense with a cravate flip neckbreaker. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Ohno quickly makes a tag, bringing Joe Hennig into the match. Hennig quickly grabs Chris by the leg and hits a foot DDT. Joe then lifts Masters up and hits a pendulum backbreaker. Instead of going for the pin, Hennig heads to the top rope. When Chris gets to his feet, Joe nails a missile dropkick. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Joe begins to show frustration as he continues the match. Masters gets up in the corner, setting Joe up perfectly for an avalanche. However, Chris is able to dive out of the way. Masters takes advantage of his opponent;s mistake, locking in the Master Lock. It seems as though Joe is fading, but Kassius makes the save, breaking up the hold and sending Masters hard to the canvas in the process. Hennig takes advantage of the much-needed help, making the tag to Otunga in the corner.

David quickly connects with a standing elbow drop on Masters. When Chris gets up, Otunga hits a back suplex. David then follows it up with a Samoan Drop. Otunga then goes for The Verdict, but Chris slips out it. When David turns around, he is hit with a massive spine buster from Masters. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out! 

Match No. 1: Kassius Ohno+Joe Hennig+David Otunga vs Chris Masters (Cont.)

Chris follows up the pin attempt by picking Otunga up and hitting a turnbuckle power bomb. Masters then goes goes for a full nelson slam, but Otunga escaped and makes the diving tag to Ohno. Kassius quickly gets an advantage with a diving clothesline.

When Masters gets up, Ohno nails a Crash Landing. Ohno isn't finished yet, though, as he makes his way to the top rope. Chris is still laying with his back to the mat as Kassius hits a Hero Stomp. Ohno then finishes Chris off with a Hero's Welcome. He makes the pin. 1...2...3!!!!

HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS....DAVID OTUNGA, JOE HENNIG AND KASSIUS OHNO!!!

The three men begin celebrating, but are quickly interrupted by Vinnie Mac. Vince gets in the ring and begins giving orders to Kassius. Ohno obeys without protest, as he locks in the Hangman's Clutch. Chris begins tapping out, but it is of no use. Kassius is relentless and refuses to let go until Chris loses consciousness. Ohno and Vince leave the ring together, and Joe and David look on in confusion.

Promo No. 1: Mark Henry and Abraham Washington in the Ring

Mark and Abraham come out to good heat. They each get in the ring and grab a microphone.

Mark: For the past few weeks, Abe and I have destroyed any wrestler who steps in our way. We have dominated the entire roster, and last week, I pushed World Champion Randy Orton to his limit. 

Abraham: Yet despite our recent accomplishments, we find ourselves without a match at WrestleMania. Not only are we not in the four corners tag team match, we aren't even in a singles match! I am sick and tired of the mistreatment. We are the real deal. We are real entertainment!

Vince McMahon, when Masters interrupted you earlier tonight, everything he said was true about you. You choose favorites, and just because we aren't scrutinizing ass-kissers, we don't get the opportunity we deserve. So now, Mark and I are taking a stand. We refuse to leave this ring until we are promised a match at WrestleMania. 

Instead of Vince, Alex Riley comes out. He gets pummeled with boos as he makes his way down to the ring.

Alex: I completely agree with you two. Over the past few weeks, I have proven myself worthy of a World Title opportunity. However, I stand in the same position as you two. Wit--

Mark: Excuse me? You have proven yourself worthy of a title match? I can't remember the last time you even won a match. The thought of you main eventing WrestleMania is a joke. Now, leave the ring before I throw you out of it.

Insulted by Mark's words, Riley smacks Henry across the face. Alex immediately regrets it and tries apologizing, but it is of no use. Henry grabs a hold of Alex and nails a World's Strongest Slam. Henry then picks up his microphone.

Mark: Vince, if you aren't going to come out here and face us like a man, we will go back there and find you.

They are on their way to the back, but security quickly runs out, with Vince trailing behind them.

Vince: Get them out of here right now! Get them out of the arena.

Henry and Abraham struggle, but the large amount of security is able to drag them away, with Vince looking on in contempt.

Match No. 2: Alicia Fox vs Beth Phoenix

Fox comes out first to pretty mixed reaction. Out next is Beth Phoenix, and she gets some solid heat. The referee calls for the bell, and the match begins!

Beth quickly connects with a Glammer Hammer, followed up by a choke back-breaker. Fox is able to get back to her feet, but is sent straight back to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl gut buster. Phoenix then pulls Alicia up and hits an STO. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Beth goes for a snap suplex, but Fox stops it and punches her way out. Beth tries going back on the attack, but is instead hit with a hurricanrana from Alicia. Fox then makes her way to the top rope. Beth is still down as Fox leaps off the turnbuckle, connecting with a double foot stomp. She goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Beth uses all her strength to stand, but is quickly sent back down with a single knee face breaker. Fox then locks in a angle leg Boston crab on the helpless Beth. However, Phoenix uses her strength advantage to muscle her way over to the ropes quickly. Alicia is forced to release the hold.

Fox doesn't stop there, though, going for a DDT. However, Beth is able to reverse it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Phoenix then follows it up with a reverse belly-to-belly face buster. She goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Beth makes her way to the top rope as Fox tries to pull herself up. When Alicia gets to her feet, Phoenix nails a diving clothesline. Instead of going for the pin, Beth lifts Fox up and nails a fallaway slam. She makes the cover. 1...2...kick out!

Growing increasingly frustrated, Beth tries going for the Glam Slam. However, Fox is able to elbow her way out of it. Alicia then takes the momentum away from Phoenix with a huge step-up enzuigiri. When Beth gets up, Fox hits a kick to the gut and goes for a scissor kick. However, Phoenix catches her and nails a huge electric chair drop. She goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Match No. 2: Alicia Fox vs Beth Phoenix (Cont.)

Beth is shocked, but doesn't stop to argue. Instead, she lifts Fox up and goes for a running powerslam. However, Fox is able to squeeze out of it. When Phoenix turns around, she is nailed with a kick to the torso, followed up with a huge scissor kick! She makes the pin. 1...2...3!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER....ALICIA FOX!!!

Fox grabs a microphone immediately.

Alicia: Another week, another win. I will not stop until I get my shot at the Diva's Title. Kelly, at Backlash, I'm taking that title.

She leaves the ring with a completely serious expression.

Promo No. 2: Vince McMahon Backstage

Backstage Todd Grisham is with Vince McMahon.

Todd: Vince, tonight has been a bit chaotic. What do you plan to do in order to control your roster?

Vince: This is a professional wrestling business. If there wasn't chaos, I would be doing something wrong. 

Todd: While I understand that, numerous wrestlers have come out and openly spoke of their hatred towards you. Are you nervous at all that your job is in jeopardy yet again?

Vince: In the summer, I was fired because I made things to personal and let my ego get in the way. This time around, I am giving opportunities to those who work hard. Just take a look at Seth Rollins. He has already risen to the main event and used his opportunity to the fullest. Chris Masters can claim he doesn't get a shot, but if it wasn't for the Money in the Bank match being scrapped, he would have been in the running for a title shot. I am trying to do what is best for the fans, and so far, I think I m doing a pretty damn good job of it. 

Todd: Thanks for your time, Vince.

Vince: Please, call me boss. 

Vince chuckles before walking away.

Match No. 3: Bo Rotundo vs Bubba Ray Dudley vs Primo vs Tyson Kidd

Bo comes out first and gets pummeled with boos. Primo comes out next, followed up by Kidd and finally, Bubba Ray. All four men climb into the ring and get ready for the match. The ref calls for the bell, and chaos ensues. 

All four men meet in the middle of the ring, pummeling each other with everything they have. Primo is quickly sent away, as he is thrown out of the ring by Husky. However, Harris follows Primo, as Bubba tosses him over the top rope as well, leaving Bubba and Kidd in the ring.

The two stare each other down briefly before Kidd hits a quickly dropkick to Bubba's leg. Dudley drops to his knees, giving Kidd an open opportunity. Tyson bounces off the ropes and nails a running clothesline. Holding all momentum, Kidd goes flying, hitting a suicide somersault plancha to the outside that hits both Harris and Primo. All four men are down.

Kidd is able to get to his feet first and chooses to go right after Husky. He grabs Harris by the hair and throws him into the steel steps. Kidd begins pummeling Harris, but is quickly interrupted as Primo attacks him from behind. Primo then slides into the ring and goes after Bubba Ray. It looks as though Primo is going for a clothesline, but Dudley is able to reverse it into a Bubba Slam. He goes for the pin. 1...2...Kidd breaks it up!

Tyson is able to stop the count just in time with a springboard elbow drop onto Bubba Ray. When Dudley gets to his feet, Kidd is able to hit an Asai DDT. However, Kidd's momentum is quickly stopped. When Tyson turns around, he is met with a running headbutt from Husky. Kidd goes flying and falls through the ropes to the outside.

Harris then turns his attention to Primo. Husky lifts the Mexican superstar up and nails Uranage. Primo is slammed hard into the canvas and writhes in pain. Meanwhile, Harris tosses Bubba Ray out of the ring, so he is left alone to beat down on Primo. Husky pulls Colon to his feet and connects with a short-arm clothesline. Harris then follows it up with a sitout suplex slam. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Seeing that both Tyson and Bubba Ray are almost to their feet, Husky lifts Primo up over his head and throws him over the top rope. Primo lands on Tyson, while Bubba Ray is able to dive out of the way. Bubba then climbs into the ring and goes after Harris. Husky tries connecting with a few punches of his own, but Bubba stops him midway and nails a bionic elbow. Bubba then makes his way up to the second rope.

With Husky down on the mat, Bubba Ray jumps off and hits a senton splash. He makes the cover. 1...2...kick out!

Match No. 3: Bo Rotundo vs Bubba Ray Dudley vs Primo vs Tyson Kidd (Cont.)

Bubba gets to his feet and begins pounding away on Husky. However, Primo is back up and quickly goes after Bubba, connecting with a jumping implant DDT. Primo then goes to the top rope, but does flying off immediately, hitting a diving headbutt on Bubba Ray. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Primo is frustrated and begins arguing with the ref. However, when he finally turns his attention back to the match, he is surprisingly hit with a running crossbody from Harris. He goes for the pin. 1...2..Tyson breaks it up.

Kidd grabs Harris and throws him to the outside. With all of the other competitors down, Tyson seizes his opportunity. He grabs Primo and locks in the Sharpshooter. Colon has nowhere to go and immediately taps out.

HERE IR YOUR WINNER.....TYSON KIDD!!!!

Kidd celebrates for a moment, but it is cut short by an attack from Bubba Ray. Frustrated by his loss, Bubba grabs Tyson and hits a Bubba Bomb. Dudley leaves the ring with a visibly upset expression.

Promo No. 3: Shelton Backstage with Layla

Backstage, Shelton is once again flirting with Layla. However, it is halted when Drew comes walking by.

Drew: Layla, what did I say about hanging around him? He isn't the man for you! I am! He is nothing more than a selfish bastard that wants to use you to get to the top! Don't you see it?

Shelton: Listen Drew, Layla can hang around whoever she wants to. You don't own her, and I'm not going to let you treat her like she is an object. She deserves better than you, and at WrestleMania, she will finally get the type of man she deserves. 

Drew: Layla, don't listen to him. Come with me; I have a match to prepare for.

McIntyre grabs Layla by the arm, but she does't budge.

Drew: Layla, what are you doing? 

Shelton: Back off, Drew. It is painfully obvious that she finally sees you for what you are: a punk.

Drew is fuming, but decides the best thing to do is walk away, leaving Shelton and Layla  alone.

Match No. 4: Kane vs R-Truth

Kane comes out first, wearing his signature mask. The crowd does not shy away from booing him, giving the Big Red Monster some massive heat. Out next is R-Truth, and he gets a solid reaction from the fans. The ref calls for the bell and the match is underway.

Kane quickly takes the advantage with a big boot on Truth. When Truth gets to his feet, Kane connects with a sidewalk slam. Kane then heads to the top rope and prepares for Truth to stand. When Truth gets to his feet, Kane goes leaping off the turnbuckle and hits a flying clothesline. The Bg Red Monster then signals the end is near, as he raises his hand for a chokeslam.

However, as Truth begins to stand, the lights go off! The arena stays dark for a few moments before lighting back up. However, when the ring becomes visible once again, R-Truth is gone. Standing behind Kane is none other than the Phenom, the Undertaker.

Kane tries grabbing his brother by the throat, but Taker stops it and prepares for a chokeslam of his own. He connects with it, but doesn't stop there. Taker lifts Kane up and nails a huge Tombstone Piledriver.

The lights darken as Taker leaves the ring without showing any signs of remorse.

Promo No. 4: Wade Barrett and Co. in the Ring

Wade Barrett comes out to an applause alongside Triple H and Skip Sheffield. Each man gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.

Wade: Not too long ago, I considered Sheamus a close friend. I even went as far as to consider him a brother.

However, pride and ignorance blinded The Great White. His obsession with winning the World Title caused him to lose everything. And instead of taking a look in the mirror, Sheamus decided to point the finger at me. Well, fella, you made a big mistake. Not only have you crossed me, you have decided to get on the boss' bad side. 

Hunter: You may think I have changed since taking over my spot as COO, but that is nothing more than a false accusation. I'm still the most barbaric wrestler in WWE history! I'm still the Game, the King of King, the Cerebral Assassin! You have messed with the wrong man, and at 'Mania, you and your friends will get the beating of a lifetime. I will personally make sure that each and everyone of y--

Sheamus' music hits, and he comes out with Vlad and Mason.

Sheamus: You make me laugh, fella. Hunter, you haven't stepped in the ring in months, yet you think you can just waltz back into the ring and dominate. In case you forgot, the last time you and I met in the ring, I put you out of action and nearly ended your career! The same will happen on Sunday, and this time, I will finish your career!

Hunter: You can talk all you want Sheamus, but in the end, actions speak louder then words. At WrestleMania, I will prove to you that I still have "it." I will show everyone that I'm still the man I claim to be! At WrestleMania, I will do everything in my power to take you out. And I'm damn sure I'll succeed.

Sheamus: Mania' will be my moment, my time to shine! For years, you have taken the spotlight away from up-and-coming stars, but no longer. At WrestleMania, your career comes to a devastating end!

The Celtic Warrior mocks his rivals before leading his team to the back.

Match No. 5: Bo Rotundo vs Epico vs D-Von Dudley vs DH Smith

Smith comes out first, getting a great pop from the crowd. Out next is Epico, followed by D-Von and lastly, Bo Rotundo. All four men get in the ring and prepare to fight. The referee calls for the bell, and the match is underway!

Immediately, Rotundo is attacked by the other three men. D-Von and Smith hold Bo down as Epico connects with a springboard elbow drop. However, Epico is then nailed with a double clothesline by Hart and Dudley.

The two remaining competitors then turn to pummeling each other. Smith quickly gets the advantage with a kick to the gut, followed up with his patented vertical suplex. D-Von is able to get up quickly, but is sent out of the ring by a big boot from David. DH Smith then goes after Rotundo, connecting with a running knee to the face. Hart then goes for a butterfly suplex on Bo and connects.

Epico tries stopping Smith's momentum, but is instead hit with rolling belly-to-belly suplexes. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

David turns his attention towards D-Von, who is struggling to his feet. Smith grabs Dudley and nails a huge release dragon suplex. With D-Von down, Hart locks in a bow-and-arrow hold. D-Von tries escaping, but Smith's grip is too tight. Dudley raises his hand to tap, but Rotundo quickly dives in to make the save. 

Bo quickly goes on the offense, hitting a solid neckbreaker on Smith. Epico gets to his feet, but is once again sent away, this time with a huge spine-buster. Rotundo then goes back to Hart, who is struggling to stand. Bo lifts David up over his head and nails a fireman's carry gut buster. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Rotundo is visibly frustrated and begins arguing with the ref. When Bo finally turns back to the action, he is surprised with a huge clothesline from D-Von. Dudley then goes after Smith, hitting a lifting DDT. Dudley then lifts Smith over his head in the fireman's carry position, but the recovered Bo Rotundo nails a huge spear on D-Von! He makes the pin. 1...2...3!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER....BO ROTUNDO!!!

Harris comes out immediately and celebrates the win with his partner. The two men taunt the crowd before leaving the ring. Meanwhile, the other three competitors struggle to pull themselves up after a tough match.

Main Event: Seth Rollins and Drew McIntyre vs Randy Orton and Shelton Benjamin

Seth comes out first, accompanied by Drew McIntyre. Orton follows after him, along with his partner, Benjamin. Layla also comes out to stand at ringside. Randy starts in the ring with Drew. The referee calls for the bell to ring, and the match is underway.

Randy starts off the match with a quick Lou Thesz press and begins punching away. When Drew gets back up, Orton connects with a dropkick, followed up with a Russian leg sweep. McIntyre swings wildly, but Orton ducks out of the way and begins connecting with numerous punches. Frustrated, McIntyre dives out of the ring for a breather.

However, Shelton doesn't wait long to interfere. He grabs McIntyre by the hair and tosses him onto the apron. McIntyre begins getting up, but Randy get a hold of him and nails his patented rope hung DDT. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

Shelton begs for the tag in the corner. After contemplating for a bit, Orton obliges and makes the tag. Benjamin goes flying into the ring and nails a belly-to-belly suplex.

McIntyre gets up quickly, but is quickly sent back down by his rival with a single-arm DDT. When Drew stands, Benjamin goes for a jumping implant DDT, but is caught. McIntyre then nails a huge spine buster. With Benjamin down, Drew avoids any further pain with a tag to Rollins. Seth immediately hits a springboard senton on his way into the ring. He goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!

When Shelton gets up, Seth is able to hit a back suplex. Rollins then goes for the finishing touches with a step-up enzuigiri. He makes the cover. 1...2...kick out!

Seth doesn't argue, going right back to work. He pulls Benjamin to his feet and nails a sitout suplex slam. Instead of going for another pin, Seth tries hitting a standing shooting star press. However, Benjamin pulls his knees up, hitting Rollins right in the torso. Benjamin then uses everything he has to crawl over to Orton and make the tag. Rollins tries getting the quick advantage, but is reversed into a scoop powerslam.

When Seth gets to his feet, he goes for a clothesline, but is once again reversed, this time into a inverted headlock backbreaker. Orton then signals it is time for the RKO. When Seth gets up, Randy goes for his finishing move, but Seth catches him in midair and tosses him away.

Main Event: Seth Rollins+Drew McIntyre vs Randy Orton+Shelton Benjamin

Rollins quickly goes after Randy, hitting multiple dropkicks. Orton struggles to stand, but is sent straight back to the mat by a reverse STO. He makes the cover. 1...2...kick out!

Seth taunts Orton as he writhes in pain. After playing around for a bit, Rollins makes his way to the top rope. Randy is still down as Rollins tries a moonsault. However, Orton dives out of the way just in time. Orton is unable to take advantage of his opponent miscue, as he is still suffering the affects of Seth's long beatdown.

Rollins eventually crawls over to his partner and is about to make the tag, But Layla pulls Drew's feet out from under him, causing his face to smack hard into the apron. The minor distraction is long enough for Orton to recover. When Seth turns around, he is met with a RKO! Orton makes the pin. 1...2...3!

HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS....RANDY ORTON AND SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!

The two celebrate for a little bit before Shelton joins Layla at ringside. The two flirt once again before Benjamin makes his moves, kissing the British diva. Shelton then jogs to the locker room with a wide grin across his face.

Conclusion

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