What to Expect from UFC 93

You knew it was coming!!!

ENJOY!!!

Expect Dan Henderson and Rich Franklin to have a three-round war.

Expect it to be a bloody fight, and very exciting.

Expect Shogun Rua to look amazing.

Expect to realize he only looks amazing because he's fighting a 44-year-old man, whose last fight was in 2006 against FEDOR!!!!!!

Expect Shogun's next opponent to be Chuck Liddell.

Expect Mark Coleman to retire for good!

Expect Denis Kang to look good in his UFC debut.

Expect Marcus Davis and Chris Lytle to be fight of the night, or knockout of the night!

Expect Jeremy Horn to win, and Dana look pissed off.

Expect three undercard fights to be shown on T.V.

Expect five face shots of GSP and BJ Penn. Each!

Expect to see thousands of drunk MMA fighter wannabes yelling,"YAHHH!"

Expect Michael Bisping to be interviewed and say he doesn't care who wins.

Expect Dana White to make a "huge" announcement.

Expect three of my expectations to be wrong, but not too far off.

Expect Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg to bicker more than usual.

Expect Mike Goldberg to say,"Can he finish?" at least five times.

Expect Joe Rogan to shriek like a little girl at least twice.

Expect another "What to Expect" article in two weeks.

In the words of Evan Sherls, '' Peace and a bottle of hair grease, I'm out!"