World Football Gossip Roundup: Podolski, Ronaldo, Tevez, Cavani, Hazard, Hoilett

I'm back, and I'm ready to spread some more gossip. Did you miss me?

The rumor mill never stops turning, and my one-day vacation was no exception. So, here's today's batch of stories that you'll probably find interesting no matter which team you support.

If not, feel free to leave your own gossip in the comments, along with all questions and whatever else strikes your fancy.

Lukas Podolski Passes Medical?

According to the Daily Star, Lukas Podolski passed a medical on Tuesday and is set for his £10.9 million summer move to Arsenal.

The Gunners reportedly sent officials to Germany to conduct the medical.

Arsenal are also chasing Mario Götze and want to keep Robin van Persie, according to the report.

But you already knew that.

Cristiano Ronaldo Not Heading Back to England?

One star who won't be heading to England is Cristiano Ronaldo, according to TalkSport.

"I'm always growing, season after season," he said. "At Real Madrid I always have to improve to compete with my peers.

"For me it is amazing. I'm always learning and I want to continue. I am very happy."

Carlos Tevez Sticking with Manchester City?

Lock your doors and say your prayers—the sky is officially falling.

Carlos Tevez may stay at Manchester City next season.

From the Guardian:

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Tevez has apologised to City and knuckled down to regaining his fitness ahead of a potential return to the first team.

Provided there are no setbacks in his recovery, Tevez is almost certain to be included in the squad for the crucial Premier League visit of Chelsea on Wednesday week, a game that has now taken on added significance due to City's defeat and Manchester United's win on Sunday.

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Unbelievable.

Edinson Cavani to Cost "Crazy" Money

You've got to hand it Napoli—the Italians know they have a star in Edinson Cavani.

They're now just toying with his potential suitors.

Want Cavani? Fine. You're going to have to pay big.

Like, £100 million big.

Eden Hazard Flattered by Sir Alex Ferguson

This isn't really news, but it's been recycled through the rumor mill once again.

Eden Hazard has said it was "a pleasure" to be watched recently by Sir Alex Ferguson.

From the Telegraph:

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“Of course [United interest me]," Hazard said to La Voix du Nord. "This is a club that excites everyone, but for now my focus is on Lille.

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“But yes, it is a pleasure to be watched by one of the best coaches in the world, if not the best.”

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Steve Kean Keen to Keep Junior Hoilett

According to the Lancashire Telegraph, Blackburn Rovers manager Steve Kean has not given up his hope of keeping Junior Hoilett past the current season.

Hoilett, 21, has been linked with Arsenal among other clubs.

Nicklas Bendtner to Russia?

Anzhi Makhachkala want to sign Arsenal forward Nicklas Bendtner, who is currently on loan with Sunderland, according to Metro.

No word yet on whether Anzhi know Bendtner has as many arrests this season (two) as goals.

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