Pursuing Peyton Manning, Aaron Rodgers Meets Miss America: BR5 3/8

Welcome to BR5—your source for sports and pop culture news.

Today's episode of BR5 gets you up to date on everything from Peyton Manning getting dumped to Aaron Rodgers getting the Girl.

After Jim Irsay announced the Colts would be cutting Peyton Manning, and Peyton quietly pondered all the hipper places to live, the question is, where will he go? Miami? New York? DC? Seattle?

This might end up like an episode of The Bachelor, as half the league falls over themselves wooing the future Hall of Famer, and it will give ESPN enough programming to last til Peyton retires. 

Hulk Hogan would like to prosecute whoever is shopping around a sex tape featuring himself and a mystery brunette—if only he could remember who it was he slept with on the tape. Speaking to TMZ, the Hulkster confessed to sleeping with multiple women in the period between his divorce from ex-wife Linda and when he met current wife Jennifer, so who the woman on the video is is anyone's guess.

While the Miami Marlins are thankful for the support of the fans that helped finance their new stadium, they'd also like to add one thing—you're all idiots for doing it.

Marlins president David Samson described the people of Miami as "not the smartest people in the world" and went on to gloat over his ability to wrangle money out of the taxpayers and fans for a stadium deal that was largely considered a bad one.

Now Samson is denying it and pulling the "it was taken out of context" card, blaming the media.

Miss America has had her sights on Aaron Rodgers for a quite a while, and now she just might get him. The super-hot beauty from Wisconsin said she'd love to meet the superstar Green Bay QB, the same night she won her crown back in January.

When Miss America says she's interested, you should not ignore her. After playing hard-to-get for a few months, Rodgers attended a Milwaukee Bucks game at which the lovely Laura Kaeppeler was singing the national anthem, then he discount double-checked over to her at halftime to introduce himself.

LSU might solve their kicking woes with a lady Tiger. Mo Isom, seen here kicking the crap out of a soccer ball, will be auditioning for the LSU kicker spot in an open tryout.

Isom was a goalie on the school's soccer team and spent last fall practicing kickoffs and field goals with the football team. She confirmed the news of the tryout on her Facebook page, saying she was "absolutely overwhelmed and humbled by all of the amazing support."

What's not to like? She's got a cool name, she is super talented, she's easy on the eyes and she has been around the team kicking already. No shocker that she's been getting tons of support. 

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