Florida and Oklahoma: Blogging The BCS Halftime Break

Must we see the Dodge Truck commercial 48 more times?

Must we see creepy Tom Cruise and Hitler 35 more times?

Can they drag the game out any more with long commercial breaks?

Could they have picked a referee crew that seemed more baffled to be part of the big show? I mean, they almost blew the coin flip and cannot control the play clock.

Must every close play be reviewed? Ever hear of game flow and fun? No?

Must the announcers babble on endlessly and ignore the game?

Must they have all the television timeouts?

What's with the Bible verses on Gator QB Tim Tebow's face? Does he need more attention? Is it blocking his vision of the Sooner defensive backs?

Liam Neeson is going to kill those beasts who kidnapped his daughter, but do we have to see the advertisement 20 more times?

Must Fox interrupt the game with endless stoppages and timeouts? Doesn't FOX and the BCS have enough money?

Why doesn't the playclock work right?

Watching constant American Idol promos is like being water boarded by a grinning Ryan Seacrest and giggling Simon Cowell.

The Fed Express Big Wig just announced 40,000 layoffs in his happy halftime interview. That was kind of cold-hearted, but it's a cruel world, Charlie Brown.

They stopped the General Motors commercial half way through its 30-second showing because GM just closed. What does GM spend on these advertisements?

Somewhere, the Selmon Brothers smile at the Sooner defense, but neither team looks great, so learn these lyrics.

I am a Utah Man, sir, and I live across the green,
Our gang it is the jolliest that you have ever seen.
Our coeds are the fairest and each one's a shining star,
Our yell, you'll hear it ringing through the mountains near and far!
Who am I, sir,
A Utah Man am I!
A Utah Man, sir,
Will be 'til I die.
Ki-yi!
We're up to snuff, we never bluff, we're game for any fuss.
No other gang of college men dare meet us in a muss.
So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky,
We'll fight for dear old crimson for a Utah Man am I!
Ki-yi!